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Watch this: Google didn’t start the fire
We didn’t start the fire. On another note, a website with a very similar name to ours is trying to be all fuck my life. Guess what fuckers? We did it first. Except we don’t suck.
Things I Hate: Dumb girls trying to be intelligent
So I just got back from a Beantown Intern connect that was supposed to convince me why, after I graduate, I should stay in Boston to work and live and shit. I guess that’s an admirable thing to do, but the whole plan was ruined when as part of the “recent grads living in Boston” panel, they had some chick from Suffolk. Now I don’t know much about Suffolk except for one thing–it’s kinda easy to get into, and the …
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Is this the dumbest sports article of all time?
Scope out this Discovery.com article on Tour de France riders—I’ll wait here. Or if you’re too lazy, I’ll just tell you the premise: to be a successful Tour de France rider you need to be a superhuman mutant. You need your “lungs, heat, and muscles… to work exceptionally well,” and be able to “pedal at [your] highest level of exertion for extremely long periods of time.” It takes “hours of training a day, year after year,” and a maximum “strength-to-weight …
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Not so fast RumpRoast, that cute Asian girl is a sham
That little bitch can suck my dick. If I had probably 100 attempts to park my car like that, and didn’t have to worry that if I fucked up I’d be down a couple grand in damages, then hell yeah I could do that. This just goes to reinforce that fact that probably 96.8% of all youtube videos are utter bullshit done by weird Asians with too much time on their hands (no offense to all our Asian readers, I’m …
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Pacco closes out your Friday with a MadCatz Rant
This week Apple unveiled the iPad. I’ll get to that in a later rant, but first I need to trash third party peripherals for a second. Third party peripherals are those things made primarily by a company called “Mad Catz” that sells shitty controllers for game consoles. I’m not sure if Mad Catz kept getting worse as Nintendos progressed or if I just became more and more aware of how much they sucked as a function of being older and …
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