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Dear Darkhorse — Shitty roommates, awkward hookups, and boning like it’s 1948
Darkhorse has been getting some mail lately. We figured since every other site on the internet does it, we’d post some up here, with Darkhorse’s responses. The names have been edited to protect the innocent, of course. If you’d like to get in touch with Darkhorse, you can email him at darkhorse@w2fy.com. Enjoy the mailbag! Dear Darkhorse: My roommate’s a total goober. Do you know any cool pranks or tricks I can play on him? thanks, What’s a Goober to …
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W2FY Presents: How to deal with a hangover
Well, college! If you’re doing it right, you stayed up until 2am last night, drank 100 beers, and just generally made bad decisions. And, if you did that, you’re probably feeling a little groggy this morning. You’re thinking, why does it feel like a nail is being hammered into my head? Well that’s because you drank 18 Narragansetts and the Clam is just getting it’s revenge. But no worries, we’re here to help. Pound a bottle of water before you …
College! The Real Orientation Scavenger Hunt
You’ve probably met your Orientation Group by now, I hope, and are doing all sorts of dumb stuff together. Let me give you a hint: You don’t need to go to most of it. It’s all kind of useless. In the SACK, Many Voices One Community, blah blah blah. Boring! Instead, here’s a fun game you can play instead, the W2FY Scavenger Hunt! Look for these things over the rest of Orientation, and if you find them all, take picture, …
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Got five minutes? GetchaBooks, cheap, and win a $50 Amazon giftcard
If you’ve been wandering around campus today, maybe you’ve seen my buddy Ricky canvassing the quad and campus center with GetchaBooks.com swag. Maybe you talked to him and heard about how GetchaBooks can help you save up to and over 50% on your textbooks this year, without the hassle of the bookstore and with all the convenience. I hope you have, but if not, fear not, because W2FY sat down with the man himself and learned all there is to …
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Contest! Spread the W2FY word and get a free t-shirt!
Today’s the first official day of Orientation across most of the Northeast, so we figured we’d celebrate with a little contest. There are two parts, actually, the second we’ll show you tomorrow. But the first one I think you all will appreciate. We’ve got some new shirts coming in any day now, and we want to give some of a readers a chance to get one before anyone else on campus. We also want some of the class of 2014 …
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How To: Score with your Orientation Leader
For those of you still in orientation, you may find that your orientation leader is a complete slampiece. I mentioned last week that a hot orientation leader is one of the top 5 girls to bang during orientation week. If you are attempting to accomplish this task, keep reading, hopefully this will help.
Dear Darkhorse — Orientation sex, manscaping, and horny, horny girls
Darkhorse has been getting some mail lately. We figured since every other site on the internet does it, we’d post some up here, with Darkhorse’s responses. The names have been edited to protect the innocent, of course. If you’d like to get in touch with Darkhorse, you can email him at darkhorse@w2fy.com. Enjoy the mailbag! Dear Darkhorse: I’m a girl and I’m trying to hook up with this guy…. what do I need to do to get some action? Help …
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College!: The W2FY Packing List
It’s just about time for most NE schools to start their freshman orientation, and since Jumbro’s lil brother is packing off to head to Midd, he’s asking for advice on what to bring so he can make sure he’s the chillest kid on campus. Since we’re such a nice guys, we’ll share share the list with all ya’ll. If you’ve got anything to add, let us know in the comments. Sweatpants. These are probably the most essential item in your …
W2FY Presents: How to hit on chicks during Orientation Week
I asked my buddy from Ohio State for some advice on hittin’ on bitches when you’re a freshman, since, believe it or not, he gets more ass than I do. Here’s his advice. If you have any of your own, sound off in the comments. It’s getting close to that time of year… time to stop troughing out the only chick you could convince to bang you in that nowhere town you were stuck in all summer for that lame …
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The Young Bro ponders vomit, then and now, pt. II: In a church
You may remember the Young Bro from when we stole his Ultimate Bro post a few weeks ago. We liked it so much, we asked him to write something for us. So, over the next couple weeks the Young Bro will be discussing his love/hate relationship with vomit here on W2FY. This is the second in the series. The first recalled a senior Homecoming gone wrong. You can find more of his stuff here. Part II — In a church In …
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