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Trent Dilfer discusses freshman year relationships, pt. 2
Hooking up is a huge part of college, that’s a given. But a less discussed portion is the collegiate relationship. It’s a tough world to manage, but our self-proclaimed relationship expert Trent Dilfer is here to clear up the murky waters. Here’s the first part of his column, on second semester relationships. Second semester was quite a fiasco in terms of how my relationship ended. Moral of the story, DW became a huge jealous bitch when she pledged her sorority …
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Trent Dilfer discusses freshman year relationships, pt. 1
Hooking up is a huge part of college, that’s a given. But a less discussed portion is the collegiate relationship. It’s a tough world to manage, but our self-proclaimed relationship expert Trent Dilfer is here to clear up the murky waters. Here’s the first part of his column, on first semester relationships. This is my first W2FY article, and I’m a math major so bear with me. I’m Trent Dilfer and I’m a sophomore at the respected and renowned TU. …
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How To: Score with your Orientation Leader
For those of you still in orientation, you may find that your orientation leader is a complete slampiece. I mentioned last week that a hot orientation leader is one of the top 5 girls to bang during orientation week. If you are attempting to accomplish this task, keep reading, hopefully this will help.
jnap Conquers the Night — Part 1b
So I couldn’t form a coherent thought or walk in a straight line all yesterday so this is a day late. Let’s review those three things I promised I’d do. 1. Get the number of a legitimately hot girl. – Success. Let me explain the odds for a second – these were editor added odds, so they should be unbiased. I personally believe they were off, but I guess that’s the point. Putting this at even odds, however, was a …
All in, Balls Out: Kids
I was reading an article on Deadspin entitled Great Moments in Hookup History. It’s a very entertaining series on the site that is a collection of exactly what the title states. However, this particular compilation caught my eye:
This is to go along with your experience with watching Dead Man Walking. I had a girl come over to my place from the bar when she suggested we watch a movie. Now, I didn’t think anything of it at the time, and grabbed the most readily available DVD. Turns out my roommate had been watching KIDS, and popped it in so as to resume making out on the couch. An hour and a half later I have a girl far too sketched out by “Shhhhh Jenny, it’s just me, Casper,” to want to so much as look at me.
Far Too Late #1: The Fucking Photo Collage
This is the first in a new series by our new contributor, Grace is Gone, cataloging college life as it really is. Enjoy. So, like any young red-blooded American man I am out there trying to secure awkward sober fuck buddys everyday. It is just what you have to do when a non-drinking season roles around. No drinking? I’m assuredly going fuck myself up on inappropriate sweat sessions. I get drunk to make myself feel odd, and out of place. …
