Tag Archives: College
Dear Darkhorse — I am not a chauvinist, and peeing on girls
Darkhorse has been getting some mail lately. We figured since every other site on the internet does it, we’d post some up here, with Darkhorse’s responses. The names have been edited to protect the innocent, of course. If you’d like to get in touch with Darkhorse, you can email him at darkhorse@w2fy.com. Enjoy the mailbag! Dear Darkhorse, I heard you have a girlfriend. How the hell does she put up with you? You are such a chauvinistic pig. – Jealous …
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Dear Darkhorse — Drinks that make girls wet, and really? another refuckulation question?
Darkhorse has been getting some mail lately. We figured since every other site on the internet does it, we’d post some up here, with Darkhorse’s responses. The names have been edited to protect the innocent, of course. If you’d like to get in touch with Darkhorse, you can email him at darkhorse@w2fy.com. Enjoy the mailbag! Dear Darkhorse, In your vast experience, what are the best drinks to make a girl’s panties drop? -Bartender Dear Date Rapist, Drinks plural? There is …
W2FY Presents: Five tips to deal the coming cold weather
Well fuck. I wake up this morning and my room is 60-some degree, wind is blowing like a fucking hurricane, and you can feel your balls retracting. You know what that means? It’s going to be fucking cold soon. If this is your first New England winter, then well, ya’ll are fucked. If this isn’t your first, well, you’re still fucked. But don’t worry, we at W2FY are well versed at surviving the cold (last year I didn’t even finish …
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Darkhorse breaks down why the library is the place to score chicks
So a few days ago I was reading the “How to Survive the Library: Part 1 – The Hangover” by becksnkage in which they state “In case you’ve never actually ventured there before, the library is a haven for engineers, people with real majors, pre-professionals, and the occasional hottie (could be any of the above).” I disagree with this (surprise surprise) and think that the library is a great place to pick up chicks. Now first of all engineers rarely …
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How Not to Write: The Common Application
This is part of a recurring series of article on how not to write college admissions essays. To see them all, click here. If you want to see your school featured, shoot us an email to hownottowrite@w2fy.com! Writing on the Common Application Short Answer: Please briefly elaborate on one of your extracurricular activities or work experiences in the space below or on an attached sheet (150 words or fewer). Over the course of my senior year of high school, I …
Becks and Kage do Homecoming
Recently we (Becks and Kage) were reminiscing on one of the most glorious days we could never remember- Homecoming. Now if you were like me, you would have spent the previous week in the local sketchy-as-balls hospital because you were dying of diseases no one has ever heard of before, probably as a result of drinking out of cups that were equally disgusting. Everyone else, on the other hand, started the game (and no, I do not mean football) bright …
Breaking news: Chicks who get raw-dogged are happier than girls who don’t
Good news today coming in from a State University of New York study: girls who have unprotected sex are on the whole less depressed than girls who report “often” or “always” using a condom. Why so? Well, it turns out that semen contains a ton of “mood-enhancing” chemicals, and when absorbed through the vagina, they can do a pretty decent number on the way girls feel. Now before you go and say, “oh it’s the sex that makes people happy,” …
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Dear Darkhorse — “Refuckulating” sex and the proper college dress code
Darkhorse has been getting some mail lately. We figured since every other site on the internet does it, we’d post some up here, with Darkhorse’s responses. The names have been edited to protect the innocent, of course. If you’d like to get in touch with Darkhorse, you can email him at darkhorse@w2fy.com. Enjoy the mailbag! Dear Darkhorse, I was wondering if you could help answer the age old question: If you stumble across a dead chick and proceed to have …
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Links for y’all.
Michael Vick is the starting quarterback for the Eagles this week. Will you start him on your fantasy team? [ESPN] Is it already time to start thinking about holiday shopping? [Mashable] The top 10 biggest trouble magnets in sports today. [BleacherReport] The 10 most disgusting things about college. [Brobible] The best reality stars to grace the cover of Playboy. [MTV] The best condom ads from around the world. [Leftos] 5 ways to reinvent yourself this fall. [Guyism] The Breakfast Club …
Trent Dilfer discusses freshman year relationships, pt. 2
Hooking up is a huge part of college, that’s a given. But a less discussed portion is the collegiate relationship. It’s a tough world to manage, but our self-proclaimed relationship expert Trent Dilfer is here to clear up the murky waters. Here’s the first part of his column, on second semester relationships. Second semester was quite a fiasco in terms of how my relationship ended. Moral of the story, DW became a huge jealous bitch when she pledged her sorority …
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