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$2 million tits, stealth submarine, and college mascots.

Lebron “sympathizes” with angry fans, but apparently is very affected by tweets he receives. [ESPN] Deanna Favre is relying on “faith” to get through his husbands texting pictures to other women. [Guyism] Adriana Lima’s tits are in a $2 million dollar bra. [BustedCoverage] Apple’s new event shows all their new products and they are all really cool, including the new MacBook Air. [Mashable] A stealth submarine is stuck in the mud. I don’t think that’s what supposed to happen… [ …

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Michelle Beadle, pooping in your pants, and booty calls.

10 reasons why we love Michelle Beadle on SportsNation. [BleacherReport] K-Rod assaulted his father-in-law. [ESPN] The worst time to poop your pants. [HolyTaco] 101 ridiculously hot red heads. [COED] Study determines whether increase in booty calls is a good thing. [Asylum] Would you ever wear Cinnabon earrings? [BuzzFeed] iPhone users have more sexual partners. [Asylum] 7 ways to make the most out of your last month of summer. [Guyism] Old Spice Guy is going to be in 2 movies! [Mashable] …

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Elin, NASCAR hotties, and an iPhone fix.

I had a good night last night at some lingerie bar but let me tell you some girls are better wearing more than less. Top 10 MLB players with the probability of great Wimbledon swings. [BleacherReport] Phil Jackson is coming back and wants a three-peat. [ESPN] Apple admits to problem and says iPhone fix is coming. [CNN] People you are going to see on fourth of July. [Brobible] Elin Nordegren is really hot and now she is really, really rich. …

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Don’t Dock with The DockMaster Just Yet

  I’m sure many of you have been sucking Apple’s dick almost as hard as the DockMaster but I must warn you to be weary of buying the iPhone 4 so soon.  Apparently the iPhone 4 does not get reception when you hold it a certain way.  That’s right, you cant use this phone if you are hold it by the bottom like everyone in the world does.  If you have a smart phone or any non-flip phone, pick it …

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“I’m an iPhone, I’m Jane Lynch”

We put up a lot of Apple shit here, don’t we? I dunno, Jane Lynch is funny.

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Somebody fucked up: Over 100,000 iPad users have confidential information stolen

Apparently some group of hackers did their thing on the AT&T website, and managed to snag some pretty confidential data from the 110,000 iPad users yesterday. That sounds like some serious shit to me. Now I may not know much about technology, and I’m certainly not a privacy Freddy Freak out, but I know I don’t want my name, email, porn browsing history, and anything else I’d have on my iPad breached to the world. You think these guys can …

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W2FY @ Nite: “Get a Mac” tribute video

Throughout all of this, I found the Windows character to be kinda endearing. Like that little guy who just won’t quit. And that Mac guy… a totally unlikable dick. Weird how that works, huh?

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Premature ejaculation pills, great young pitchers, and royalty

This chick makes Jumbro’s parallel parking jobs look weak. Should you buy Apple stock or Apple merchandise? [Mashable] Who wants a premature ejaculation prevention pill? They’re for sale in the UK. [Barstool] Mayor Bloomberg just likes to chay out in Bermuda… leave him alone. [NYT] Baseball’s 10 young pitchers likely to throw a no hitter. [BleacherReport] Apparently even royalty cheat on their fiancé’s and get weddings canceled. [CNN] Do you dig hot women who fish? [DJMick] Top 10 highest paid …

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LEAKED: Next Generation iPhone (4g)

Reputable tech new feed, Gizmodo, stumbled upon what they believe is the prototype for the next generation iPhone. The next generation iPhone isn’t supposed to be released until later on this Summer, but someone at Apple fucked up… big time. It was found at a local bar in Redwood City, CA cleverly disguised as the iPhone 3GS. Some of the outstanding features found on this prototype: contour-less design (shaped more like the iPad) front facing camera (hello skype & ichat) …

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Blonde athletes, orgasms, and female logic

Top 25 hottest blonde female athletes, what more could you ever want? [BleacherReport] Female logic never makes sense. [EGOTV] Can an orgasm force you to have to be hospitalized? [COED] Apple unveils new MacBooks! [Mashable] Apparently some Rays fan want less cowbell… that’s ludacris!! [StPeteTimes] Kate Gosselin sucks so much Hugh Hefner won’t let her in Playboy. [CNN] USA Swimming apologizes for the mistakes made by some of their coaches. [USASwimming] No charges for Big Ben in his sexual assault …

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