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Vote or Die

Good morning Americans. In case you have been living under a rock for the past six months, I just wanted to remind all of you that today is election day, and you should all exercise your right to VOTE!!! If you don’t vote, then you have no right to complain for the next four years, PLUS wearing that “I Voted” sticker to your politics class will totally get you laid.

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Erin Andrews, Snooki, Oregon Trail, and the shocker.

Lebron thanks everyone in Akron, but leaves out Cleveland. [ESPN] Ranking the top 25 college football teams based on their cheerleaders. [BleacherReport] 8 ways to embarrass yourself with your pet. [Guyism] Hugh Hefner believes women are sex objects. [CNN] The 15 worst types of people in America. [Brobible] Technology round up: new Blackberry, sold out Kindle, and new iTunes. [Mashable] Sexy girls throwing up the shocker. [COED] Snooki arrested for being too drunk so she yells, “I’m Snooki bitch!” [Actressarchives] …

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America, fuck yeah!: A W2FY Fourth of July primer

I love the 4th of July.  I love the 4th of July more than I love my own birthday (July 14), but that’s mainly because my birthday falls on the French Bastille Day and I hate the French.  And no, I don’t love the 4th of July just because of the booze aspect.  I love it because I love The United States of America.  Here are a 4 things you can do on the 4th that will let the founding fathers know …

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W2FY @ Nite: Kids kicked off campus for wearing American Flags on Cinco de Mayo

Because I don’t want to offend any of our readers anymore than I do on a regular basis, I just want to go out and say this is absolute bullshit. We’re in America, and if these kids want to wear Old Glory it’s their own prerogative. Comparing it to wearing a Mexican flag on Fourth of July is a bad metaphor because we’re not in fucking Mexico here. And besides, everybody knows that Cinco de Mayo is about getting hammered …

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Things that piss me off: Americans that don’t like America

While doing my general daily routine of stalking cute girls on Facebook and refreshing my profile page like every thirty seconds, I came across an item in my Live Feed that caught my attention. One of my friends joined a group called “Petition to revoke the independence of the United States of America,” which, apparently was started by a bunch of self-righteous, holier-than-thou, ignorant Brits who thought it would be funny to start a Facebook group that would intend to …

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