Tag Archives: Advice
W2FY Presents: Five killer excuses for missing class
My dogs once actually ate my homework. Like they just came up, grabbed a notebook, and went to chowtown. They then ate my cellphone. Aren’t dogs the best? But anyway, once you’re in college, this excuse doesn’t quite cut it. Now most professors don’t give one way or another if you miss class, but they take note of it, especially on your final grade. And, like, you can’t say “sorry dog ate my legs, so I couldn’t walk to class, …
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Dear Darkhorse — Shitty roommates, awkward hookups, and boning like it’s 1948
Darkhorse has been getting some mail lately. We figured since every other site on the internet does it, we’d post some up here, with Darkhorse’s responses. The names have been edited to protect the innocent, of course. If you’d like to get in touch with Darkhorse, you can email him at darkhorse@w2fy.com. Enjoy the mailbag! Dear Darkhorse: My roommate’s a total goober. Do you know any cool pranks or tricks I can play on him? thanks, What’s a Goober to …
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W2FY Presents: How to deal with a hangover
Well, college! If you’re doing it right, you stayed up until 2am last night, drank 100 beers, and just generally made bad decisions. And, if you did that, you’re probably feeling a little groggy this morning. You’re thinking, why does it feel like a nail is being hammered into my head? Well that’s because you drank 18 Narragansetts and the Clam is just getting it’s revenge. But no worries, we’re here to help. Pound a bottle of water before you …
Dear Darkhorse — Orientation sex, manscaping, and horny, horny girls
Darkhorse has been getting some mail lately. We figured since every other site on the internet does it, we’d post some up here, with Darkhorse’s responses. The names have been edited to protect the innocent, of course. If you’d like to get in touch with Darkhorse, you can email him at darkhorse@w2fy.com. Enjoy the mailbag! Dear Darkhorse: I’m a girl and I’m trying to hook up with this guy…. what do I need to do to get some action? Help …
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Dear Darkhorse — How to quit like Steven Slater, and two girls, one Darkhorse
Darkhorse has been getting some mail lately. We figured since every other site on the internet does it, we’d post some up here, with Darkhorse’s responses. The names have been edited to protect the innocent, of course. If you’d like to get in touch with Darkhorse, you can email him at darkhorse@w2fy.com. Enjoy the mailbag! Dear Darkhorse: My job sucks, but I only have one week left. What can I do to go out with a bang, like that psycho dude …
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W2FY Presents: Five Facebook tips for college freshman
It’s almost that time of year where innocent young freshman head off to the great unknown of college for four (or more) years of heavy drinking, questionable morals, and sporadic learning. It’s the best time of the year! Now since I spend most of my free time stalking cute girls on Facebook, I’ve been seeing a lot of status updates from these new bright-eyed and bushy-tailed students. And you know what guys? Your statuses suck. And you know what else? …
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DC’d pt. 1 — An introduction to Capitol Hill
Our buddy Bromar spent his summer interning in DC, getting weird with Georgetown girls and Congresswomen alike. Over the next couple weeks, he’ll be relaying his tales to you. While you might not be able to use the advice this summer, rest assured when you’re balls deep in Bristol Palin next summer this advice will pay dividends. So, without further ado, DC’d, pt. 1. Its been 2 ½ months since I arrived in DC as a summer intern on capital, honestly feels like it …
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Dear Darkhorse — Guilt-free sex, sex or head, and who I want to punch
Darkhorse has been getting some mail lately. We figured since every other site on the internet does it, we’d post some up here, with Darkhorse’s responses. The names have been edited to protect the innocent, of course. If you’d like to get in touch with Darkhorse, you can email him at darkhorse@w2fy.com. Enjoy the mailbag! Darkhorse, My roommate’s girlfriend wants me. How do I hook up with her… guilt free? Thanks, -Awesome Dear Pussy, Great question, and here’s how…you just …
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Dear Darkhorse — The Darkhorse answers your emails
Darkhorse has been getting some mail lately. We figured since every other site on the internet does it, we’d post some up here, with Darkhorse’s responses. The names have been edited to protect the innocent, of course. If you’d like to get in touch with Darkhorse, you can email him at darkhorse@w2fy.com. Enjoy the mailbag! Dear Darkhorse, I’ve been reading your articles, and I have a quick question for you… how the fuck did you graduate college? Your spelling and …
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