Tag Archives: Advice
Dear Darkhorse — Girls just wanna have fun, and what to do if you don’t have a job
Darkhorse has been getting some mail lately. We figured since every other site on the internet does it, we’d post some up here, with Darkhorse’s responses. The names have been edited to protect the innocent, of course. If you’d like to get in touch with Darkhorse, you can email him at darkhorse@w2fy.com. Enjoy the mailbag! Dear Darkhorse, Why the hell do girls love George Clooney so much? He is old. Girls my age would rather hook up with him than …
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Dear Darkhorse — Drinks that make girls wet, and really? another refuckulation question?
Darkhorse has been getting some mail lately. We figured since every other site on the internet does it, we’d post some up here, with Darkhorse’s responses. The names have been edited to protect the innocent, of course. If you’d like to get in touch with Darkhorse, you can email him at darkhorse@w2fy.com. Enjoy the mailbag! Dear Darkhorse, In your vast experience, what are the best drinks to make a girl’s panties drop? -Bartender Dear Date Rapist, Drinks plural? There is …
Darkhorse breaks down why the library is the place to score chicks
So a few days ago I was reading the “How to Survive the Library: Part 1 – The Hangover” by becksnkage in which they state “In case you’ve never actually ventured there before, the library is a haven for engineers, people with real majors, pre-professionals, and the occasional hottie (could be any of the above).” I disagree with this (surprise surprise) and think that the library is a great place to pick up chicks. Now first of all engineers rarely …
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Dear Darkhorse — What to do when you forget a chicks name, banging your co-worker, and more about refuckulation
Darkhorse has been getting some mail lately. We figured since every other site on the internet does it, we’d post some up here, with Darkhorse’s responses. The names have been edited to protect the innocent, of course. If you’d like to get in touch with Darkhorse, you can email him at darkhorse@w2fy.com. Enjoy the mailbag! Dear Darkhorse, I was dancing with this girl at a bar and got her number, but never got her name. It was loud and I …
How to Survive the Library: Part 1 – The Hangover
It’s Sunday morning. Possibly even afternoon at this point. Regardless, it’s the day after a great night out and it is time to buckle down and get the necessary homework out of the way. Your room has too many distractions, what with YouTube, Torrent, Hulu, Netflix… other videos… you get the picture. Plain and simple, there is just too much to do that isn’t what you need to be doing. So it’s time to give in, pack it up, and …
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Breaking news: Chicks who get raw-dogged are happier than girls who don’t
Good news today coming in from a State University of New York study: girls who have unprotected sex are on the whole less depressed than girls who report “often” or “always” using a condom. Why so? Well, it turns out that semen contains a ton of “mood-enhancing” chemicals, and when absorbed through the vagina, they can do a pretty decent number on the way girls feel. Now before you go and say, “oh it’s the sex that makes people happy,” …
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Dear Darkhorse — “Refuckulating” sex and the proper college dress code
Darkhorse has been getting some mail lately. We figured since every other site on the internet does it, we’d post some up here, with Darkhorse’s responses. The names have been edited to protect the innocent, of course. If you’d like to get in touch with Darkhorse, you can email him at darkhorse@w2fy.com. Enjoy the mailbag! Dear Darkhorse, I was wondering if you could help answer the age old question: If you stumble across a dead chick and proceed to have …
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Dear Darkhorse — Fuck buddies and the War of 1812
Darkhorse has been getting some mail lately. We figured since every other site on the internet does it, we’d post some up here, with Darkhorse’s responses. The names have been edited to protect the innocent, of course. If you’d like to get in touch with Darkhorse, you can email him at darkhorse@w2fy.com. Enjoy the mailbag! Dear Darkhorse, This chick I am hooking up with wants to be exclusive with me but I don’t want to. How can I tell her …
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Dear Darkhorse — Munching box, tiny penises, and the Great Sex Debate
Darkhorse has been getting some mail lately. We figured since every other site on the internet does it, we’d post some up here, with Darkhorse’s responses. The names have been edited to protect the innocent, of course. If you’d like to get in touch with Darkhorse, you can email him at darkhorse@w2fy.com. Enjoy the mailbag! Darkhorse: I’m a little leery about eating girls out… is there anyway I can either: a) get over my fears, or b) avoid this all …
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If You’re Hood, You HAVE to Look Absurd
This phenomenon has always perplexed me. Why the hell is looking ridiculous synonymous with being really “hood”? It just doesn’t make any sense. However, I have the tips for you to at least appear like you are a G…word up my majesty! 1. Wear Enormous Clothes – This is a must and blatantly obvious. As that old farm lady in Billy Madison once said, “You ain’t cool unless you pee your pants.” Same applies here only with wearing baggy clothes. …
