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W2FY Presents: Things for which we are Thankful

I’m sitting back watching football and eating food, so we’re not gonna be doing much here until Monday. But to keep you entertained, here’s a list of some of the things the W2FY staff is thankful for. RumpRoast: Being in the sprint group Being 21 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, pt. 1 (Hermoine Grainger) Grading scales ESPN trivia Darkhorse: Heinz 57 Hammer tits Muzzles. For girls. Heinz 57… I really love ketchup Cod pieces Pacco: Porkchop sandwiches Sweet Baby …

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W2FY Presents: 7 things to have in your off-campus kitchen

Summer is ending, as the 60-degree, gray, shitty weather outside is telling me, which means class is starting soon. We’re going to have a huge bonanza of tips and tricks for starting school over the next few weeks, but right now I want to address an issue near and dear to my heart–the off-campus house and the kitchen. Had to do some serious grocery shopping this morning, so this list is extra relevant: Salt and pepper. This might be a …

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W2FY Presents: The 10 Essentials for a Killer Dorm Room

If you just graduated high school this year and are getting ready to ship off to the best four year vacation of you’re life, you’re probably at the stage in your summer where you’re starting to think about all the cool shit you’re going to put in your dorm room. And I bet you’re all pumped about the siiiick new MacBook your parents bought you. And bro, that Bob Marley poster is going to look totally awesome on your wall. …

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W2FY Presents: The top 10 things to do when you’re bored in class (or work, or whever)

I am really good at wasting time nowadays and it comes from my many years of practice.  I keep a mental list of potential ideas and ways to pass the time, and this list has legitimately gotten me through 4 years of college (although it took the full 4 years to completely develop the list).  Today, I am going to share that list with you.  (Note: I have ranked the time wasters in order of increasing effectiveness, 1. being the …

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Why Nantucket is the Best Place to Spend Your 4th of July

I’ve been going to Nantucket my entire life, and it’s been a fucking blast since I spent my first birthday there.  The island is always the spot to be, but over the 4th of July weekend debauchery is taken to a completely new level, and I truly don’t think there could be a more fun place to spend your 4th.  Here are 5 reasons why Nantucket is the place to rage and celebrate our fine nation. 1. Nobadeer Beach (Brobadeer) …

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W2FY Presents: The Top Five Things to do During a Heat Wave

Since the Northeast is all sorts of hot right now, we at the W2FY headquarters have been doing our best to keep cool. Let me tell you—it’s not fucking easy. I get out of the shower yesterday after a rousing game of soccer and after five minutes in the kitchen am just as sweaty as I was when I got off the pitch. But no biggy, I’m used to it—people tell me all the time I’m super hot. And super …

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Summer activites to do drunk

Since summer has just begun, I made up a list of shit that’s fun to do in the summer while drunk: Shitty amusement parks Playing Bocce ball Croquet Feeling classy? Go down to your country club or local driving range. This next activity you may have to be sober to do, and it may sound childish but…build a tree house/fort that way you can get fucked up in there Boat trip to somewhere adventurous…and get drunk along the way or …

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Inappropriate Facebook Photo Albums

Pictures of Me and Girls I’ve Fucked ResQuad Upskirts Pictures of My Friends Highly Intoxicated PHOTOS NOT TO BE SEEN BY POTENTIAL EMPLOYERS Pictures of Me and Girls I’ve Roophied Smells like Kristal’s Vagina! (Gross!) Mobile Uploads

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W2FY’s List of Really Chill Things for Warm Weather

Weather’s finally turning, which is fucking awesome. Beantown’s due for sun and sixties the rest of the week, and after that I’m back in sunny FLA. Since we’re moving into spring/summer territory, we figured we’d compile a list of things that are good to do when the suns out. Let us know what you think in the comments. Wearing shorts. Cause everyone wants to see how pasty your legs got over the winter. (Actually, if you’re fat, pretend it’s winter …

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Bad Ideas for Tufts Optional Essay 6-B

“Share a one-minute video that says something about you. Upload it to YouTube or another easily accessible Web site, and give us the URL. What you do or say is totally up to you!” Me jerking off in ONE MINUTE!!!! Me finishing the entire McDonald’s value menu in one minute Me shooting endangered species for one minute (kills include pandas and snow leopards) Me strangling a baby mouse (with 57 second intro) One minute excerpt from my birth video (exiting the …

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