Category Archives: Stories
First Black out of the summer
It was a beautiful summer day in Connecticut. My friends and I went to this place where people dress half naked and swim in this huge thing called the ocean. It was awesome to see my frinds, I had just gotten back a week ago and still haven’t seen them, I was so excited to drink on this nice summer day. When all hell broke loose. I remembered I had taken some painkillers before! I told my friend, and he …
American cage fighter ‘rips out still-beating heart of training partner
A note from RumpRoast: Jumbro left me in charge and I incorrectly posted this under Jumbro initially. El Guapo was the true author all along. Sometimes when I am surfing the web I come across some wild stuff. The title alone should be enough to get you interested. As I read on, I could not believe what this aspiring cage fighter had done. Here are the essential highlights: At some point in the evening Jarrod Wyatt sat down to drink …
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Check out Jumbro’s writing on BroBible
Looks like Jumbro’s been pulling double agent duty lately… I checked out BroBible today and his dumb mug is posted up there with an alligator in his hands and a pretty fucking good story below it. Shit. Why didn’t you throw this up on your home site? Anyway, click over to Brobible to check it out, it’s definitely worth a read.
Jumbro gives a blurry Spring Fling Recap — with Pictures
So since we hyped the shit out of good Spring Fling is and how it’s gonna be the best day ever, I don’t wanna hear any bitching about it sucked or anything. It didn’t, it was pretty fucking good. So there, that’s all taken care of. Anyway, for all you pre-frosh or people who don’t go to this fine institution we call TU, imma recount my experience. 6:55 am: GraceisGone’s alarm goes off. He pops out of bed like it’s NBD, …
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Spring Break Stories from Readers: “I partied with Julius Peppers and the Sum 41 front man in Vegas″
Editor’s Note: Our man Quell sent us this Spring Break story regaling his adventures in Las Vegas over Spring Break. Pretty wild story, so we’re running it. As always, if you have any rocking spring break stories (or stories of any kind) send them our way at mail@w2fy.com. Our adveture began on Monday when we land at the Las Vegas airport and see our limo driver carrying a “T****S SWIMMING” sign. Some people where upset but it was quickly fazed …
Spring Break Stories from Readers: “I got a handjob during It’s a Small World, pt. 2″
Editor’s Note: Here’s the second part of a user-submitted spring break tale. We left off with our man Yousah about to make contact with his girl. As always, if you have any rocking spring break stories (or stories of any kind) send them our way at mail@w2fy.com. Now I’m a naturally courageous and confident guy. I’m damn good looking, athletically built, and absolutely narcissistic. There’s no reason why where anywhere I go, girls aren’t fawning all the hell over me. …
Spring Break Stories from Readers: “I got a handjob during It’s a Small World, pt. 1″
Editor’s Note: We got this email in our inbox today and thought you guys might enjoy it. It’s a long one, so we have the first part today and the second part up tomorrow. As always, if you have any rocking spring break stories (or stories of any kind) send them our way at mail@w2fy.com. Yo W2FY staff, Figured I shoot you an email with this story from my Spring Break. Not the most glamorous of times, but I figure …
