Category Archives: Stories
From the Vault: “This one’s for the athletes worried about drug tests”
In honor of Alberto Contador testing positive for banned substances (and denying them, putting the blame on bad meat), we thought we’d take a look at the best excuse for failing a drug test we’ve ever seen. Last year Tom Boonen tested positive for cocaine in his blood, and used this classic as an excuse: Worried about testing positive on your NCAA drug test? Just use Tom Boonen’s excuse – “I was very drunk. I do not know what happened, …
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The Young Bro ponders vomit, then and now, pt. IV: In a restaurant
You may remember the Young Bro from when we stole his Ultimate Bro post a few weeks ago. We liked it so much, we asked him to write something for us. So, over the next couple weeks the Young Bro will be discussing his love/hate relationship with vomit here on W2FY. This is the third in the series. The first recalled a senior Homecoming gone wrong, the second detailed a sloppy matriculation morning after, and the third a tobacco induced vomit overseas. This is the …
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Vomit Stories from Readers: I booted face during a foam party and just kept dancing
We received this in our inbox last night. Do you have a story? Send it to us at mail@w2fy.com. I go to a pretty big state school, so naturally all our parties are awesome. Anyway, during the first week of school when I was a freshman, I heard about this thing called a foam party. I don’t know if you guys have been to one of these things before, but they’re awesome. Like foam everywhere in a basement and dancing …
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Vomit Story from Reader: I threw up on a chick while hooking up
We received this in our inbox this morning. Do you have a story? Send it to us at mail@w2fy.com. Sadly, one of my several stories involving throwing up mid-hook up. this, though, was the first. I started drinking in earnest towards the middle of my junior year of high school. Of course, by in earnest, I mean heavily and disproportionately hard liquor. Needless to say, based on the sheer amount of alcohol sold in plastic bottles I drank, I’ve had …
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The Young Bro ponders vomit, then and now, pt. III: Overseas
You may remember the Young Bro from when we stole his Ultimate Bro post a few weeks ago. We liked it so much, we asked him to write something for us. So, over the next couple weeks the Young Bro will be discussing his love/hate relationship with vomit here on W2FY. This is the third in the series. The first recalled a senior Homecoming gone wrong and the first detailed a sloppy matriculation morning after. You can find more of his stuff here. Part …
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The Young Bro ponders vomit, then and now, pt. II: In a church
You may remember the Young Bro from when we stole his Ultimate Bro post a few weeks ago. We liked it so much, we asked him to write something for us. So, over the next couple weeks the Young Bro will be discussing his love/hate relationship with vomit here on W2FY. This is the second in the series. The first recalled a senior Homecoming gone wrong. You can find more of his stuff here. Part II — In a church In …
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The Young Bro ponders vomit, then and now
You may remember the Young Bro from when we stole his Ultimate Bro post a few weeks ago. We liked it so much, we asked him to write something for us. So, over the next couple weeks the Young Bro will be discussing his love/hate relationship with vomit here on W2FY. You can find more of his stuff here. As a child, I hated getting sick, but I quickly learned how to make the most of my ailment. I discovered …
Darkhorse discovers the HydroPuke
I was down in Long Island (or apparently Lon Gisland) last weekend hanging out with Chef and some peeps at his beach haus. I say “haus” because all we do is drink beer and hang out on the beach and drink more beer…much like a haus…I think. Anyway, Chef’s aunt or someone bought him an inflatable beruit table/raft that had 10 pockets on each side for cups. This invention is very genius because you can enjoy a relaxing game of …
Thoughts from the stall: Part III
I work too fast. That’s what I’ve learned going into the second week of corporate life. I just get things done, and that impresses people. Maybe its cause I’m the fucking man, and I just power through shit. Or, more likely its cause I’m a natural. Either way, I’m tearing through shit like El Guapo tore through the freshman class. (And that’s quickly.) Anyway let’s get down to some thoughts: So it fucking poured yesterday in beantown, so I’m scrambling …
Woman Beating Up Men, A New Epidemic?
I was looking at news from our fellow English speakers down under and found this interesting article. Apparently in Australia there has been an epidemic of woman beating up their husbands. At first it starts off with mental and psychological abuse and then escalates to knees in the nuts and other forms of physical abuse. In some cases the physical attacks manifests itself in sexual abuse. These actions are rarely accounted for because men are too afraid to report the incidents because they do …
