Category Archives: Site Updates
W2FY Presents: A new contributor! The Token Girl
Dear Internet, Allow me to introduce myself: my name is “The Token Girl” and I will be your newest W2FY blogger.The site has truly made a name for itself in recent months, serving up respected, hard-hitting journalism with stories such as “The Young Bro ponders vomit, then and now”. And how can we forget their brilliant use of photojournalism (see: tits in every post). That said, I decided that this site needs a break from sucking Asher Roth’s dick. In other …
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Where are all the W2FY groupie chicks!?
Scope out BroBible today and what do I see but hot chicks wearing BroBible shirts. Where the fuck are all our groupies sending us pictures of them in panties and W2FY shirts? This is preposterous! Ladies, if you have a shirt, send us a pic in it! Dudes, make your girlfriends wear your shirts and take pictures of them in them. Ladies, we have two shirts left, first one to email us gets one on the house*! *With the purchase …
Site Maintenance — Bear with us
So you might have noticed things changed up a little. We upgraded our system and it fucked with the layout, so we’re using this until we get a chance to fix things over the weekend. Sorry for any inconvenience!
Did you watch our new video yet?
“Bro, I’m like the best shotgunner on campus, no joke. Like,I can totally do it in like two, maybe three seconds. Just like lightning bro. Now I’m not tryin’ to brag or anything, but like my fraternity had a contest… totally won it all dude. Just watch, I’ve heard people say it’s cathartic to see me do this shit… …okay, I may not have been at my best there.”
Posting is a bit screwed up today due to some technical issues, please bear with us as we sort things out. If you have any questions, get at us at: mail@w2fy.com. Thanks for your understanding.
W2FY Update: Sporadic updates today, we resume on Tuesday
Because it’s the best weekend of the entire year, we’re taking things easy today. I’m flying down to FLA, Rump’s cumming up here (see what I did there?), and god knows where the rest of our deadbeat staff will be. So, take what you can get, and we’ll see ya’ll Tuesday.
We kinda fucked up
For all you real loyal sonsabitches who were disappointed with the lack of content today, we apologize. We’ve got shit coming up tonight, and we’ll be back at it tomorrow full force. So don’t fret, and next time you see one of us, go ahead and ice us. We’ll appreciate it.
Introducing Brofice
The other day I was awarded being Welcome to Freshman Year’s first intern. My name is Brofice, and I’m going to be a transfer sophomore at Elon University in August. I transferred from the University of San Francisco, because the party scene was shitty, and I like to party. Anyways, this summer I’ll be providing some cool/interesting links and music. W2fy is a pretty fucking cool website, so I’m stoked that I get to intern here, and its probably the …
W2FY Job Opening: Summer Intern
Since everyone who writes for this website is an unreliable hack, we’re looking for one of our loyal readers to join the staff for the summer as an intern. You’ll do doing several things, including, but not limited to: Scouring the internet for funny links and videos and shit to post Writing commentaries and how-to guides Suggesting music for the songs of the day Making custom balsa wood sculptures and sending them to me kin the mail Reminding me about …
So, what do you want?
We’ve had some people come up to us telling us what they want to see on the site… more stories, more how-to’s, more recommends, etc… but a lot of you can’t tell us in person what you want to see. This shouldn’t stop you from asking for more of what you like though. Leave us some feedback in the comments and let us now what you want to see on the site, and we promise we will make it happen. Also, …
