Category Archives: Rants
Rant: Boycotting the 2011 All Star Game is the dumbest thing in the world
I was trying to find a picture for this post was originally going to be (a poll, are you watching the All Star Game tonight), when I stumbled across this article. Since you’re probably too lazy to read, I’ll give you the basics: a bunch of Latino baseball players are threatening to boycott the 2011 All Star Game (which is scheduled to be held in Arizona) because of the state’s new immigration law (the one where if a police officer …
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The Darkhorse rants: “Stop destroying my fast food experience”
What is going on in this picture? That is a Kinga Burger (or as some would say “Burger King”) in Japan that has individual iPod music controls for each table. Those hanging bowls direct the sound so only your table (theoretically) can hear the music you are playing. Pretty cool right? False. In the past 3 or 4 years all fast food chains have undergone some initiative to modernize their restaurants. Today, most fast food restaurants tend to resemble more …
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The Tour de France: If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it
Ok so everyone may still be caught up in the World Cup craze right now, but one of the greatest annual sporting events in the world has already begun. On July 3rd the 2010 Tour de France began. Lance is back (for his very last time), Alberto Contador is still a dick (if you don’t know what I’m talking about, do some reading about team Astana from last year), and there is the return of Mark Cavendish “the fastest man …
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Don’t Dock with The DockMaster Just Yet
I’m sure many of you have been sucking Apple’s dick almost as hard as the DockMaster but I must warn you to be weary of buying the iPhone 4 so soon. Apparently the iPhone 4 does not get reception when you hold it a certain way. That’s right, you cant use this phone if you are hold it by the bottom like everyone in the world does. If you have a smart phone or any non-flip phone, pick it …
Hipsters Should De-Evolve
I hate hipsters. I really do. The only thing I hate more than a hipster is a hippie due to the fact that they are absolutely useless and annoying. But hipsters are a close second. Hippies have been around for 30 years or so and have always stuck to the same principles: they don’t work, love drugs, love hemp clothes, want socialism (because the don’t work), and can’t play guitars for the life of them but think they can. One …
W2FY Presents: Things I Hate
When I was an intrepid young teenager, I had the great idea to make a website that would be a depository (ha, sounds like suppository. As a side note, that actual sentence came up during a meeting a work today. I work at a mature company) for things that people hate. This predated twitter and all that shit, but it basically would have revolutionized the internet. No shit, I was a genius. Problem was I have no idea how to …
W2FY Presents: Thoughts from the stall, pt. II
I’ve never been a huge coffee person, I could just never get in the routine. But, since you always hear people in the working world talking about how essential coffee is to their day, so I figured what the hell, I’ll give it a shot today. And shit, I’m glad I did. Its amazing how much faster caffeine makes your day go. I sat down with my first cup at 8:30 this morning and started laying into some intern work, …
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Arizona Don’t Take Shit From NOBODY
Because L.A. is being anti-American little girls and is trying to boycott Arizona due to their new immigration laws, Arizona decided to pull a classic Darkhorse-type over-the-top move. The commissioner of Arizona Gary Pierce wrote a letter back to L.A. mayor Antonio Villaraigosa threatening to cut the power to L.A. Apparently Arizona supplies about one-quarter of L.A.’s power supply, a fact that Villaraigosa did not consider when he sent his letter to Arizona. In Arizona’s retaliation letter Pierce says “If …
W2FY Presents: I’m done with class, alone in my dorm room
My dumbass booked a flight home two days after I finished finals, so here I am, sitting in my dorm room bumpin’ shitty music just thinking. These are probably our least popular feature, but fuck it, I’m too lazy to write anything meaningful (because that’s the general caliber of my writing). Is there nothing more depressing than a day of beautiful weather followed by a day of overcast, shitty grey weather? I’ll answer that–no. This is compounded by the fact …
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