Category Archives: Dear Darkhorse
Dear Darkhorse — Do I really need to put up with all this Christmas shit?
Darkhorse has been getting some mail lately. We figured since every other site on the internet does it, we’d post some up here, with Darkhorse’s responses. The names have been edited to protect the innocent, of course. If you’d like to get in touch with Darkhorse, you can email him at darkhorse@w2fy.com. Enjoy the mailbag! Dear Darkhorse, Do I really love my girlfriend enough to deal with all this Christmas shit? – Pissed Dear Miserable, Let’s start with some of …
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Dear Darkhorse — Do I jerk off too much?
Darkhorse has been getting some mail lately. We figured since every other site on the internet does it, we’d post some up here, with Darkhorse’s responses. The names have been edited to protect the innocent, of course. If you’d like to get in touch with Darkhorse, you can email him at darkhorse@w2fy.com. Enjoy the mailbag! Dear Darkhorse, I think I jerk off too much… thoughts? From, The Slugger Dear Peter North, Chances are that you do not, but seeing as …
Dear Darkhorse — Global warming and the ethics of boning your professor
Darkhorse has been getting some mail lately. We figured since every other site on the internet does it, we’d post some up here, with Darkhorse’s responses. The names have been edited to protect the innocent, of course. If you’d like to get in touch with Darkhorse, you can email him at darkhorse@w2fy.com. Enjoy the mailbag! Dear Darkhorse, I have a question. You know how earth’s axis is tilted? And you know how the earth’s polarity reverses every millionish years? What …
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Dear Darkhorse — Pooping in public and daylight saving time
Dear DH, Is it OK to poop in public? From, Just Curious Dear Mad Defecater, The acceptability of defecating in public varies based on the situation and the surroundings. When you were in high school, I’m sure letting go of a nice fudge dragon was frowned upon. No one wanted to know that guy or girl or was so drunk that he or she was shitting over in the corner at some BBQ. It was, in fact, just plain disgusting. …
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Dear Darkhorse — Girls just wanna have fun, and what to do if you don’t have a job
Darkhorse has been getting some mail lately. We figured since every other site on the internet does it, we’d post some up here, with Darkhorse’s responses. The names have been edited to protect the innocent, of course. If you’d like to get in touch with Darkhorse, you can email him at darkhorse@w2fy.com. Enjoy the mailbag! Dear Darkhorse, Why the hell do girls love George Clooney so much? He is old. Girls my age would rather hook up with him than …
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Dear Darkhorse — British poetry and the definitive opinion on Four Loko
Darkhorse has been getting some mail lately. We figured since every other site on the internet does it, we’d post some up here, with Darkhorse’s responses. The names have been edited to protect the innocent, of course. If you’d like to get in touch with Darkhorse, you can email him at darkhorse@w2fy.com. Enjoy the mailbag! Dear Darkhorse, I have to write a poem for my British Lit class and have nooo idea what to write. Can you help me? Thanks!! …
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Dear Darkhorse — I am not a chauvinist, and peeing on girls
Darkhorse has been getting some mail lately. We figured since every other site on the internet does it, we’d post some up here, with Darkhorse’s responses. The names have been edited to protect the innocent, of course. If you’d like to get in touch with Darkhorse, you can email him at darkhorse@w2fy.com. Enjoy the mailbag! Dear Darkhorse, I heard you have a girlfriend. How the hell does she put up with you? You are such a chauvinistic pig. – Jealous …
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Dear Darkhorse — Drinks that make girls wet, and really? another refuckulation question?
Darkhorse has been getting some mail lately. We figured since every other site on the internet does it, we’d post some up here, with Darkhorse’s responses. The names have been edited to protect the innocent, of course. If you’d like to get in touch with Darkhorse, you can email him at darkhorse@w2fy.com. Enjoy the mailbag! Dear Darkhorse, In your vast experience, what are the best drinks to make a girl’s panties drop? -Bartender Dear Date Rapist, Drinks plural? There is …
Dear Darkhorse — What to do when you forget a chicks name, banging your co-worker, and more about refuckulation
Darkhorse has been getting some mail lately. We figured since every other site on the internet does it, we’d post some up here, with Darkhorse’s responses. The names have been edited to protect the innocent, of course. If you’d like to get in touch with Darkhorse, you can email him at darkhorse@w2fy.com. Enjoy the mailbag! Dear Darkhorse, I was dancing with this girl at a bar and got her number, but never got her name. It was loud and I …
Dear Darkhorse postponed to this afternoon, here’s a picture of Darkhorse, Jr. to tide you over
Isn’t this guy just cute as the dickens? Expect a full-fledged, gripping as ever Dear Darkhorse this afternoon. Don’t worry, we’ve still got your backs when you don’t know what to do.
