Category Archives: All In Balls Out
Bitches aint shit….from bitches who may be shit….
I haven’t been to this shin-dig in a while and what a fine piece it is. It’s like the old stale turd just got a nice turtle-wax job and is now a shiny and gleamy turd. And smells like peaches! I’m mulling on writing something again….if the right thing comes up. And how about that crime. I believe that a large number of those “criminal incidents” stemmed directly from Mosk’s adventure in Chinatown.
DC’d pt. 1 — An introduction to Capitol Hill
Our buddy Bromar spent his summer interning in DC, getting weird with Georgetown girls and Congresswomen alike. Over the next couple weeks, he’ll be relaying his tales to you. While you might not be able to use the advice this summer, rest assured when you’re balls deep in Bristol Palin next summer this advice will pay dividends. So, without further ado, DC’d, pt. 1. Its been 2 ½ months since I arrived in DC as a summer intern on capital, honestly feels like it …
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jnap Conquers the Night — Part 1b
So I couldn’t form a coherent thought or walk in a straight line all yesterday so this is a day late. Let’s review those three things I promised I’d do. 1. Get the number of a legitimately hot girl. – Success. Let me explain the odds for a second – these were editor added odds, so they should be unbiased. I personally believe they were off, but I guess that’s the point. Putting this at even odds, however, was a …
W2FY Exclusive Coverage — BMX: The Stars and Stripes Nationals, Day 2
This weekend I was introduced to the most amazing cultural experience of my life: BMX. I’m living out in Bethel Park, Pennsylvania right now (about 10 minutes south of Pittsburgh) and my house is literally in a 1000-acre park. I live with 4 other twenty something year old brotatoes and usually during the weekends we just kick it down in Oakland or East Carson St (or, sometimes we venture down to Morgantown, West Virginia… take me home country road). But …
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W2FY Exclusive Coverage — BMX: The Stars and Stripes Nationals, Day 1
This weekend I was introduced to the most amazing cultural experience of my life: BMX. I’m living out in Bethel Park, Pennsylvania right now (about 10 minutes south of Pittsburgh) and my house is literally in a 1000-acre park. I live with 4 other twenty something year old brotatoes and usually during the weekends we just kick it down in Oakland or East Carson St (or, sometimes we venture down to Morgantown, West Virginia… take me home country road). But …
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All in, Balls Out: Spring FAIL
“Comin’ to you live from the city of….’HoustonLantaVegas’”
Now with the weather changing for the better (not in Boston, unless you rented a kayak or pontoon contraption of some type) colleges and their students around the country are gearing up for finals…o yeah, and SPRING FLING! Artist agreements are being finalized and announced, frats are starting to gear up for Greek events, and sorority ladies are dressing down. I couldn’t be better right? The answer is no, it doesn’t get any better. However, your Spring Fling could end up being a Spring FAIL, and that is something no one wants to see. It usually ends with someone passed up on a pissed and puked on mattress on top of strange roof after wandering (conscious decision?) into traffic. I mean, it’s not every day that you get to be – no scratch that – have to be just plain, old-fashioned drunk. All before 10 am. So here’s what I’ve learned will guarantee that you day will teeter on the edge of success and Spring FAIL.
All in, Balls Out: Kids
I was reading an article on Deadspin entitled Great Moments in Hookup History. It’s a very entertaining series on the site that is a collection of exactly what the title states. However, this particular compilation caught my eye:
This is to go along with your experience with watching Dead Man Walking. I had a girl come over to my place from the bar when she suggested we watch a movie. Now, I didn’t think anything of it at the time, and grabbed the most readily available DVD. Turns out my roommate had been watching KIDS, and popped it in so as to resume making out on the couch. An hour and a half later I have a girl far too sketched out by “Shhhhh Jenny, it’s just me, Casper,” to want to so much as look at me.
All in, Balls Out: Cold Pizza
I guess my posts will be about the recent life after college when a person is both confused on whether they are a functioning member of society. Am I still allowed to play Beirut? Can I drink things less than $4? Am I allowed to still hang out with college kids or even visit a college when its not Homecoming? Basically I will talk about the unknown abyss between college life and real life, where everything you still compare to what you did in college only now you realize that un-tucking your dress shirt is “dressing down and not giving a shit.”
