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Danger! Giant egg recall.

Salmonella cases have tripled as of late due to the fact that millions of eggs may be tainted with salmonella. So be careful and don’t eat too many eggs. This shit is actually kind of scary. I didn’t realize Salmonella was so common anyway. They said that normally every 3 months 700 people should have salmonella and that the figure has tripled as of late!

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Facebook tips for freshman — the Token Girl’s advice

Hey! Earlier today, Jumbro posted some advice for incoming freshman about their facebook profiles. Since some of the tips were questionable, I decided to offer my own thoughts on the subject, and add some more tips for you. Profile Picture Advice: No Prom Pictures! Since most prom dresses are heinous, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that you will probably be judged by it. Don’t listen to Jumbro: If you put up a really skanky picture, you …

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W2FY Presents: Five Facebook tips for college freshman

It’s almost that time of year where innocent young freshman head off to the great unknown of college for four (or more) years of heavy drinking, questionable morals, and sporadic learning. It’s the best time of the year! Now since I spend most of my free time stalking cute girls on Facebook, I’ve been seeing a lot of status updates from these new bright-eyed and bushy-tailed students. And you know what guys? Your statuses suck. And you know what else? …

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Don’t Drink & Drive, Drink & Fly

I’ve always hated being seemingly the only one flying up to school while everyone else gets to drive. In addition to annoying baggage rules and endless delays, theres also the chance that you could be stuck next to some weirdo or howling baby, and we all know that noise cancelling headphones can only do so much… BUT NOW for those of you that have to fly to school, your commute just got a whole lot more fun! The Wall Street …

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W2FY Presents: The five essentials for being totally chill when you get to campus

Article of clothing that isn’t yours originally. Like, dude, snagged this off my ex back in 10th grade. Yeah, it’s a girl’s soccer sweatshirt, but it’s NBD. I mean, she was kinda big, so it fits me anyway. Totally chill.” The Northface Denali Jacket. “Like I come from the south, so I never really had a need for this growing up. But I mean it gets pretty cold up here and I love the fact that it’s fleece on the …

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W2FY Presents: The 10 Essentials for a Killer Dorm Room

If you just graduated high school this year and are getting ready to ship off to the best four year vacation of you’re life, you’re probably at the stage in your summer where you’re starting to think about all the cool shit you’re going to put in your dorm room. And I bet you’re all pumped about the siiiick new MacBook your parents bought you. And bro, that Bob Marley poster is going to look totally awesome on your wall. …

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W2FY How To: Get Laid in the Summertime (Or Anytime…)

For some of us out there, laying pipe is a little more difficult.  Assuming you’re not able to get laid off of your looks alone, here are some tips (albeit very shallow and chauvinist tips) on how to get some nookie this summer. Be confident – Girls rarely, if ever, are swooned by the guy who stutters when he speaks to them or looks at his feet as he introduces himself.  So be confident. See a good looking girl sitting …

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Advice from the Bromunnity: How to get into a college party

Last response is the funniest thing I’ve read in my entire life. Legit on the ground laughing for about five minutes. Brommunity, you’ve done it again!

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W2FY Presents: How to piss in the urinal

You know when you pee in a urinal you always get a bit of splatter? Welp, I solved the mystery today. You can’t aim for the bottom, or the sloping curve. What you gotta do it hit the sweet spot in the middle. Urine rolls right down the bottom with no back spray. Is this method as fun as aiming for the holes? Hell no. But, is it more sanitary? Yes. Regardless, I’m still going to pretend peeing is target …

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America, fuck yeah!: A W2FY Fourth of July primer

I love the 4th of July.  I love the 4th of July more than I love my own birthday (July 14), but that’s mainly because my birthday falls on the French Bastille Day and I hate the French.  And no, I don’t love the 4th of July just because of the booze aspect.  I love it because I love The United States of America.  Here are a 4 things you can do on the 4th that will let the founding fathers know …

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