Category Archives: Advice
The female species
The female species: by: Deltron (it’s ironic because I’m gay) and Bromosexual Chicks rock. Everyone loves chicks. Dudes love chicks, chicks love chicks, even gay dudes love chicks. For the baffled bros out there; chicks are the hot girls, the cool ones and the ten-out-of-tens. They are also known as babes, biddies and for those who prefer the more brutish ways: doggies. Chicks are the ones that require concentrated strategic planning just to get them to converse with you. They’re the females whose asses get so …
Becks and Kage breakdown the top 10 sexiest Halloween costumes
So it’s finally October. Yes, we know this awesome month is almost over but let us just tell y’all why it’s hella tite. Well this first thing we tend to think of when we hear the word October is.. duhh Oktoberfest. We’re talking some damn good beer. Sam Adams is obvi at the top of the list. Paulaner and Spaten Oktoberfest come in close second. And it’s like the last moth of fall, so in between all those midterms (least …
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W2FY Presents: Five tips to deal the coming cold weather
Well fuck. I wake up this morning and my room is 60-some degree, wind is blowing like a fucking hurricane, and you can feel your balls retracting. You know what that means? It’s going to be fucking cold soon. If this is your first New England winter, then well, ya’ll are fucked. If this isn’t your first, well, you’re still fucked. But don’t worry, we at W2FY are well versed at surviving the cold (last year I didn’t even finish …
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Trent Dilfer discusses freshman year relationships, pt. 2
Hooking up is a huge part of college, that’s a given. But a less discussed portion is the collegiate relationship. It’s a tough world to manage, but our self-proclaimed relationship expert Trent Dilfer is here to clear up the murky waters. Here’s the first part of his column, on second semester relationships. Second semester was quite a fiasco in terms of how my relationship ended. Moral of the story, DW became a huge jealous bitch when she pledged her sorority …
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Trent Dilfer discusses freshman year relationships, pt. 1
Hooking up is a huge part of college, that’s a given. But a less discussed portion is the collegiate relationship. It’s a tough world to manage, but our self-proclaimed relationship expert Trent Dilfer is here to clear up the murky waters. Here’s the first part of his column, on first semester relationships. This is my first W2FY article, and I’m a math major so bear with me. I’m Trent Dilfer and I’m a sophomore at the respected and renowned TU. …
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W2FY Presents: Five good things to do on your first day of class
Ok, so you’re probably already finished your first day of class, but these are good tips for any first class, really. Do all this stuff, and teachers will totally appreciate you and give you A’s. Show up late for class, and arrive really loudly. When you do this, professors will automatically assume that you rushed from your last class and will appreciate you for the hardworking academic you are. They will have no idea you actually slept in, didn’t know …
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W2FY Presents: How to deal with a hangover
Well, college! If you’re doing it right, you stayed up until 2am last night, drank 100 beers, and just generally made bad decisions. And, if you did that, you’re probably feeling a little groggy this morning. You’re thinking, why does it feel like a nail is being hammered into my head? Well that’s because you drank 18 Narragansetts and the Clam is just getting it’s revenge. But no worries, we’re here to help. Pound a bottle of water before you …
How To: Score with your Orientation Leader
For those of you still in orientation, you may find that your orientation leader is a complete slampiece. I mentioned last week that a hot orientation leader is one of the top 5 girls to bang during orientation week. If you are attempting to accomplish this task, keep reading, hopefully this will help.
College!: The W2FY Packing List
It’s just about time for most NE schools to start their freshman orientation, and since Jumbro’s lil brother is packing off to head to Midd, he’s asking for advice on what to bring so he can make sure he’s the chillest kid on campus. Since we’re such a nice guys, we’ll share share the list with all ya’ll. If you’ve got anything to add, let us know in the comments. Sweatpants. These are probably the most essential item in your …
W2FY Presents: How to hit on chicks during Orientation Week
I asked my buddy from Ohio State for some advice on hittin’ on bitches when you’re a freshman, since, believe it or not, he gets more ass than I do. Here’s his advice. If you have any of your own, sound off in the comments. It’s getting close to that time of year… time to stop troughing out the only chick you could convince to bang you in that nowhere town you were stuck in all summer for that lame …
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