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BackPacks gives you a Jersey Shore “Wombo” of the Week

October 22, 2010By userWombo of the WeekView Comments

A wombo, or word combination, is a combination on two or more words creating one succinct word that combines the meaning of its lesser parts. The mastery of the wombo is compounded by the fact that “the wombo” is actually a wombo itself. Ok this wombo is a little late, but yesterday wass the season finale of my favorite show on television, Jersey Shore.  In fact, for the past few months, I have been more excited about Thursday than any …

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Dude straight up jerks it to SI Swim Suit Edition… in Wal-Mart… in the toy aisle

September 16, 2010By userLinksView Comments

I don’t even have words for this. Like the guy just grabbed the Swimsuit edition, mosied on over to the toy aisle, whipped his dick out, and started jerking it. Worst part is, guy finishes and tries to wipe it on a light saber. I wanted to use the “clean up on aisle three” joke, but it’s already the title for this affidavit. Read it here.

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Vomit Story from Reader: I threw up on a chick while hooking up

August 23, 2010By userStoriesView Comments

We received this in our inbox this morning. Do you have a story? Send it to us at mail@w2fy.com. Sadly, one of my several stories involving throwing up mid-hook up. this, though, was the first. I started drinking in earnest towards the middle of my junior year of high school. Of course, by in earnest, I mean heavily and disproportionately hard liquor. Needless to say, based on the sheer amount of alcohol sold in plastic bottles I drank, I’ve had …

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W2FY Reviews: North Coast Brewing Co.’s Red Seal Ale

July 23, 2010By userMiscView Comments

I love beer, and I’d like to think that everyone on W2FY does too. That’s why this beer column was started with the goal of reviewing a beer or two a week so that others can enjoy some of the beers I do. Red Seal Ale North Coast Brewing Company 4.5 out of 5 I picked up a six pack of Red Seal Ale last week and drank one out of the bottle. It tasted bland, overly hopped, and lingered …

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W2FY Reviews: Opa Opa Watermelon Ale

July 16, 2010By userBeer ReviewView Comments

I love beer, and I’d like to think that everyone on W2FY does too. That’s why this beer column was started with the goal of reviewing a beer or two a week so that others can enjoy some of the beers I do. Opa Opa Watermelon Ale: 3.5 out of 5 rating A friend recommended the various Opa Opa summer offerings to me a while ago, but I haven’t had a chance to try any of them until now. I …

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Inappropriate Facebook Photo Albums

April 6, 2010By userW2FY ListsView Comments

Pictures of Me and Girls I’ve Fucked ResQuad Upskirts Pictures of My Friends Highly Intoxicated PHOTOS NOT TO BE SEEN BY POTENTIAL EMPLOYERS Pictures of Me and Girls I’ve Roophied Smells like Kristal’s Vagina! (Gross!) Mobile Uploads

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Spring Break Stories from Readers: “I got a handjob during It’s a Small World, pt. 2″

March 30, 2010By userStoriesView Comments

Editor’s Note: Here’s the second part of a user-submitted spring break tale. We left off with our man Yousah about to make contact with his girl. As always, if you have any rocking spring break stories (or stories of any kind) send them our way at mail@w2fy.com. Now I’m a naturally courageous and confident guy. I’m damn good looking, athletically built, and absolutely narcissistic. There’s no reason why where anywhere I go, girls aren’t fawning all the hell over me. …

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Spring Break Stories from Readers: “I got a handjob during It’s a Small World, pt. 1″

March 29, 2010By userStoriesView Comments

Editor’s Note: We got this email in our inbox today and thought you guys might enjoy it. It’s a long one, so we have the first part today and the second part up tomorrow. As always, if you have any rocking spring break stories (or stories of any kind) send them our way at mail@w2fy.com. Yo W2FY staff, Figured I shoot you an email with this story from my Spring Break. Not the most glamorous of times, but I figure …

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Selected Books by Dorothy Hinshaw Patent

December 31, 2009By userMiscView Comments

The World of Worms Frogs, Toads, Salamanders, and How They Reproduce Plants and Insects Together Fish and How They Reproduce Evolution Goes on Every Day Reptiles and How They Reproduce How Insects Communicate Humans and How I Don’t Reproduce

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Actual headlines from my small town newspaper

December 24, 2009By userMiscView Comments

We’ve got another user-submitted post, a collection of actual headlines from reader “CountyBoy.” If you have anything you’d like to see published on W2FY, email us at: mail@w2fy.com Search for escaped fugitive continues Cat returns after 11 days, 2 broken legs Robbery suspect still at large 438 manatees counted in survey Some restaurants will open Christmas day Baby Jesus taken from Inverness nativity scene

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