Author Archives: The Token Girl
Vote or Die
Good morning Americans. In case you have been living under a rock for the past six months, I just wanted to remind all of you that today is election day, and you should all exercise your right to VOTE!!! If you don’t vote, then you have no right to complain for the next four years, PLUS wearing that “I Voted” sticker to your politics class will totally get you laid.
The Token Girl welcomes you to Halloween
I don’t know about you, but Halloween started last night for me. It was everything that I imagined: there was candy corn, lots of booze, and a weird Boston club with large, overly-entitled bouncers. With ACTUAL Halloween on a Sunday, this year the holiday is a marathon, not a sprint (note: this will be the first and last sports reference I will make on W2FY). For myself and many others, this means six costumes, six parties, and six potential nights …
What You Should Fucking Make For Dinner
I love to cook, and not just because my school’s cafeteria food is gut-wrenchingly awful. The only problem is choosing what to make! Since I am the most indecisive person on the planet, this website is exactly what I need- it basically bullies me into choosing a recipe, and has really creative ideas that I would never think of on my own. Besides, making ramen noodles never impressed anyone.
Everything You Need for Your “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” Viewing Party
I am so excited for tonight. After nine long months of waiting, “Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia” is finally coming back for a new season. (Don’t even get me started on how much I miss Eastbound and Down). To celebrate this amazing piece of film, I’m having a viewing/pre-game. Here’s a rundown of what you’ll need to have your own: Boxed Wine in a Can- This is crucial for any viewing party. In addition to preventing drink spillage when you gesture, …
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Four Loko vs. Mad Dog, an investigation
Over the weekend I went to a Jersey Shore party, a theme party I’ve been waiting for ever since the first episode aired. Yes, it everything I was hoping it would be. My outfit was perfect: I smelled like hairspray and cigarettes, my outfit featured two different kinds of animal print, and my hoop earrings were as large as personal pizzas. The final touch was some real cheap alcohol: a bright blue bottle of MD 20/20 to clutch all night. …
College! A Look Into: The Dorm Poster
If you’re going to study something that provides no real job security or future, you have to be creative with thinking of ways to use it. I will now put my Art History degree towards something somewhat useful: The Discussion of the Dorm Poster. The beginning of the year poster sale is a ritual that occurs on campuses across the country. The problem is, everyone winds up with the same shit hanging on their walls. So your walls don’t end up …
W2FY Recommends: Arcade Fire’s “The Suburbs”
I’ve been meaning to write this post for a while, but I’ve been busy moving up to school. Listening to it in the mean time, I have only grown more fond of this album. The songs about sprawling towns and cities are the perfect soundtrack for driving up to school. The songs are beautiful, catchy and get better with more listens. I literally can’t choose a favorite song- its seriously solid from start to finish, and I definitely recommend listening to …
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W2FY Popov Wikipedia Contest
So I was on Popov’s Wikipedia page today, and I was shocked when I saw how little was written about my favorite beverage! Since all of you obviously know how to use the internet, I’m counting on you to correct this horrible oversight. To fix this travesty, W2FY is holding a contest to see who can get the most awesome thing published on Popov’s Wikipedia page. The winner will receive a beautiful new W2FY t-shirt! ***Special bonus prize to anyone who …
