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Dear Darkhorse — Do I jerk off too much?
Darkhorse has been getting some mail lately. We figured since every other site on the internet does it, we’d post some up here, with Darkhorse’s responses. The names have been edited to protect the innocent, of course. If you’d like to get in touch with Darkhorse, you can email him at darkhorse@w2fy.com. Enjoy the mailbag! Dear Darkhorse, I think I jerk off too much… thoughts? From, The Slugger Dear Peter North, Chances are that you do not, but seeing as …
Sometimes You Just Have To Prove It
I can’t remember how many times that me or my friends have made a ridiculous claim about something we could do. For instance, during a night of solid drinking I told Chef that, “I could throw up right now.” Chef replied “Prove it!!” After about 0.7 seconds of thinking about it, I decided that I would prove it and pulled the trigger all over the front steps of the frat house we were standing in front of. Don’t worry, it …
Darkhorse gives women’s fashion advice
Ahh, fall is fully upon us. The trees are almost completely bare and the weather is forcing us to tack on more layers of clothing every week. Don’t fret however, because as we found out last weekend, we can still survive outside with only a sweatshirt. What that means for girls is that they can survive with a skirt and grotesque tights, and this is the reason why fall has essentially ruined any positive aspect of women’s views of fashion …
Dear Darkhorse — Darkhorse shows his authority on refuckulation
Darkhorse has been getting some mail lately. We figured since every other site on the internet does it, we’d post some up here, with Darkhorse’s responses. The names have been edited to protect the innocent, of course. If you’d like to get in touch with Darkhorse, you can email him at darkhorse@w2fy.com. Enjoy the mailbag! Dear Darkhorse, Question about refuckulation: does it cure all problems? like if you die of liver failure, does refuckulation restore your liver, or when you’re …
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Optical Illusions
I’ve always loved optical illusions, magic eyes, etc. There is something about how your brain is processing what you are seeing that makes them so cool to me. Click on the videos before you read the description and see if you A) can figure out what’s going on, and B) don’t waste a good hour of your life. Let us know how you do.
Darkhorse breaks down why the library is the place to score chicks
So a few days ago I was reading the “How to Survive the Library: Part 1 – The Hangover” by becksnkage in which they state “In case you’ve never actually ventured there before, the library is a haven for engineers, people with real majors, pre-professionals, and the occasional hottie (could be any of the above).” I disagree with this (surprise surprise) and think that the library is a great place to pick up chicks. Now first of all engineers rarely …
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Dear Darkhorse — What to do when you forget a chicks name, banging your co-worker, and more about refuckulation
Darkhorse has been getting some mail lately. We figured since every other site on the internet does it, we’d post some up here, with Darkhorse’s responses. The names have been edited to protect the innocent, of course. If you’d like to get in touch with Darkhorse, you can email him at darkhorse@w2fy.com. Enjoy the mailbag! Dear Darkhorse, I was dancing with this girl at a bar and got her number, but never got her name. It was loud and I …
Dear Darkhorse — Fuck buddies and the War of 1812
Darkhorse has been getting some mail lately. We figured since every other site on the internet does it, we’d post some up here, with Darkhorse’s responses. The names have been edited to protect the innocent, of course. If you’d like to get in touch with Darkhorse, you can email him at darkhorse@w2fy.com. Enjoy the mailbag! Dear Darkhorse, This chick I am hooking up with wants to be exclusive with me but I don’t want to. How can I tell her …
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If You’re Hood, You HAVE to Look Absurd
This phenomenon has always perplexed me. Why the hell is looking ridiculous synonymous with being really “hood”? It just doesn’t make any sense. However, I have the tips for you to at least appear like you are a G…word up my majesty! 1. Wear Enormous Clothes – This is a must and blatantly obvious. As that old farm lady in Billy Madison once said, “You ain’t cool unless you pee your pants.” Same applies here only with wearing baggy clothes. …
W2FY Presents: How to hit on chicks during Orientation Week
I asked my buddy from Ohio State for some advice on hittin’ on bitches when you’re a freshman, since, believe it or not, he gets more ass than I do. Here’s his advice. If you have any of your own, sound off in the comments. It’s getting close to that time of year… time to stop troughing out the only chick you could convince to bang you in that nowhere town you were stuck in all summer for that lame …
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