Author Archives: El Guapo
College: Time to Make Stupid Bets
One amazing thing about college is the number of bets you will certainly become a part of. While there are always the drinking bets, those are so plentiful that most times they are not worth noting. I am talking about the ridiculous bets that one takes that are such a long shot, or are just so wild that they have to be acknowledged. One of these famous bets involves my sophomore year roommate. While watching one of the greatest movies …
How Not to Write: The University of Florida Admissions Essay
This is part of a recurring series of article on how not to write college admissions essays. To see them all, click here. If you want to see your school featured, shoot us an email to hownottowrite@w2fy.com! Instructions Please submit one essay. Remember to keep within the 500-word maximum length. (The counter on the page counts down from the 3885-CHARACTER limit, which is approx. 450 words with room for spacing between paragraphs.) Essay Topic In the space provided, please write …
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How Not to Write: The Tufts Admissions Essay
This is part of a recurring series of article on how not to write college admissions essays. To see them all, click here. If you want to see your school featured, shoot us an email to hownottowrite@w2fy.com! Supplemental Writing to the Common Application Class of 2014 Think outside the box when you answer the following questions. Take a risk and go somewhere unexpected. Be serious if the moment calls for it but feel comfortable being playful if that suits you, …
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W2FY Recommends: Tower Madness the Best iPhone Game Ever
So I have been rather absent lately, more so that usual. Just the other day I bought an iphone and let me tell you, my world has fallen apart. It is incredibly addictive, now I understand why most people burry their faces in it for hours on end, unable to interact with the person in front of them. But that is not the reason for this article, the point of this article is to talk about Tower Madness, the FREE App …
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Michael Jordan’s New Mustache
If any of you watch as much television as I do then you have definitely seen the new Hanes commercials with the basketball legend Michael Jordan. If you look closely Michael seems to be selling a new fashion statement along with the Hanes products, that’s right, the Hitler mustache is back! Unseen in the fashion world since the 1940’s, Jordan is making a bold move in trying to revive the style. Provided is the commercial and you can decide for yourself if it …
A reader asks us… what’s the right answer to this question?
Personally, I don’t think there is a right answer to this question. Ya’ll are some sick fucks. If you have any questions you’re dying to have answered by our readers, send them our way: mail@w2fy.com
Do it, You Won’t!
People yell at me all the time. During the course of one day I can be called anything from; unreliable, stupid, irresponsible, lazy, sometimes I even get called a genius (although very rarely). What I am trying to say is that sometimes my greatest achievements have come from acts of reckless endangerment to myself and everybody around me. The process is usually an eleven part process and begins like this is and is effective 90% of the time: Start drinking …
W2FY Recommends: The KFC Double Down
KFC debuted its new sandwich today, The Double Down. You may not have heard about it, but it is one of the most incredible things to ever happen. KFC is now offering a new sandwich known as the double down. What makes this sumptuous feast so incredible is that instead of using bread as buns, IT USES FRIED CHICKEN! That’s right, you have two pieces of KFC’s best sandwiching cheese bacon and some sauce. I had to try it for myself and let …
