After (not) attending my fair share of classes, I have made a couple of very important 
realizations: books are unnecessary for almost 50% of classes, lying gets you out of a lot of situations, and most importantly which classes have the higher percentage of cute girls. Here’s my break down:
- Astronomy – This class is one of the best places to pick up chicks. The class is easy and so are the girls. The only problem is that half the school and their mothers know this so you might see some stiff competition.
- Math for beginners – Let’s face it, most girls aren’t very good at math. But at liberal arts colleges math is required so if you go into a low level math, you are sure to find some cute girls struggling through trigonometry.
- Art History — I have no idea why but for reason almost all of the cute girls in school hide in art history classes. Classes consist of 70 % girls 10% gays and 20% guys. The girls may be kind of weird but lets face it everybody digs the artsy girl that is always down for “spontaneity”
Just like a double-edged sword, there are also some classes where you will find some of the worst looking girls at your school:
- Economics – You would at least expect to find a gold digger or two in a class like this, but lets face it, you won’t. These classes are filled with ugly girls or if they are cute they are too ambitious and narrow-minded.
- Calculus – What I have found is that the smarter the math class the uglier the girl. While we all want to find the smart cute girl, the fact is these classes only have the smart girl.
- Women Studies – As Method Man once said, “How did I fail women studies, I love bitches.” These classes are full of the feminist girls that are both not pretty but also self-righteous the worst combo EVER!
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