Full disclaimer: I dig Jason Mraz’s music. Not so much the really sappy poppy shit, but listen to Live at Java Joe’s and tell me that’s just not fantastic. Now that I’ve got that shit off my chest, let me explain to you why this song is guaranteed to get you laid: girl’s get fucking wet for “I’m Yours.” It’s a scientific fact, can’t be argued. Studies and shit have been done, the evidence is irrefutable. Unfortunately, the song is awful. But adding Lil Wayne and Jah Cure turns it into a really fucking chill song you can get down to as well.
So here’s what you do– lure your target off into a solitary room as midnight nears, throw this song on, and explain to her (as the countdown begins) that you’ve never had a new year’s kiss, and how it’s customary and shit. Girl’s love that. Next thing you know, as Jah Cure crescendo’s into his sick verse, you’re sloppily making out with some chick. And if you can’t parlay that into sex, you just don’t deserve it. Use that shit, or lose it, right? Fuck.
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