This one’s for athletes worried about drug tests

Worried about testing positive on your NCAA drug test? Just use Tom Boonen’s excuse –
“I was very drunk. I do not know what happened, but the next day I tested positive for cocaine.”

We at Welcome to Freshman Year, though we do not condone drug use, love the rational behind his positive test. Party on Tom, party on.

[Deadspin via Cyclingnews]

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