Resident Scrooge El Guapo sounds off on his Top 5 Reasons to Hate the Holiday Season. Agree/Disagree in the comments!
- Holiday Music
As if radio stations didn’t play enough crap, now you have to listen to Christmas carols that may or may not really be commercials.
Being nice to people you barely know
This is the time of the year when you are invited to giant parties where you know absolutely nobody (because they are all your mother’s tennis buddies’ nieces’ husband) and are forced to be nice because of the supposed Christmas Spirit.- Cold Weather
Being bundled up to avoid the cold, that sucks. PERIOD! - Nuclear Holocaust
Never keep this too far away from your mind, because this problem would only exacerbate the last two worst parts of the holidays. Being nice to survivors and nuclear winter. - Holiday Specials
Because who wants to relive having your older sibling or the school bully telling you that Santa and all the other imaginary things that brought you happiness aren’t real. Especially when grown people on T.V. seem to be happy because Santa exits-Too Painful
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