If you’re living off campus, odds are you’ve been struggling along with cooking shit. If you’ve been doing more burning down the kitchen then making girls wet, we at W2FY can help. Every Friday morning we’ll hook you up with an easy to make recipe that will make you look like fucking Ermil. Up first: the One Pan Breakfast Sandwich.
The One Pan Breakfast Sandwich
Cook time: About 10 minutes
Ingredients:
- 3 slices of bacon
- 2 pieces of bread
- 1 egg
- 1 slice of cheese
Directions:
Find a decent sized pan. You’re gonna be doing everything with this guy, so make sure it will be able to fit all your shit. Throw a little bit of butter in there, just to lube things up, and then toss in the bacon. Now I’m not gonna tell you how to cook your bacon, but me, I like it right in between–not to crispy, not to limp. It’s like two or three minutes on med-high heat or something like that.
Once you’ve got your bacon cooked, put it on some paper towels, to get some of the grease out. Now your pan is gonna be a little greasy, so get a little bit out by pouring it in a container to dispose of later (or, if your GraceisGone, pour it in a coffee cup and keep it forever). Once you’ve done this, crack your egg and fry it in the pan, with all that left over grease and bacon shit. Mmm.
Once your eggs is fried, put it on a plate and let it chill. Now your on the most crucial step: getting your bread all toasty. What you’re gonna do here is grab a little more butter, and throw it in the pan along with whatever shit is left in there. Now take your two slices of bread, and toss them right in there too. Let them sop up all the goodness that’s in the pan for a little, get nice and toasty, and flip the bread. Now, take your slice of cheese and put it on one of the slices of bread. Let it get a little melty, and then throw the egg right on top of that, followed by your bacon. Then, get the other slice of bread, and put it on top.
At this point you’ve got your entire sandwich assembled in the pan. What you’re gonna wanna do now is press down on the bastard with your spatula. This almost panini’s the bad boy and makes it delectable. Once you’ve got it flattened to your greedy hearts content, remove the sandwich, pour yourself a glass of orange juice, and enjoy. Give one of these to the girl who you tricked home with you last night and you’ll look like a fucking God, and maybe she’ll cook up your sausage when she’s done.
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Get it? Your sausage.
That’s a sexual joke.
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