So a few days ago I was reading the “How to Survive the Library: Part 1 – The Hangover” by becksnkage in which they state “In case you’ve never actually ventured there before, the library is a haven for engineers, people with real majors, pre-professionals, and the occasional hottie (could be any of the above).” I disagree with this (surprise surprise) and think that the library is a great place to pick up chicks.
Now first of all engineers rarely if ever go to the library. We always have our own computer labs or whatever to go to and we like to stay as far away from normal society as we can. But from my library experiences I have learned that this is the number 1 place to pick up good looking chicks. Now I probably shouldn’t say “pick up” because it is harder to pick up chicks at the library when everyone is trying to study than the bar when everyone is trying to fuck. But still, hot girls go to the library and ugly girls do not. This is because hot girls go out in public more often and ugly girls do not. Go to the library and see for yourself. It is a breeding ground for fine women. Becks and Kage even said they go to the library so case in point.
Girls always roll in packs at the library too…hot packs. See hot girls cant go to the library themselves because it will make them seem ugly and lonely. Additionally, the library is heated in the winter and these packs of chicas don’t have to be in burkas and Eskimo suits to study. They can wear whatever they want…
Now what may be an even better place to pick up chicks is a hockey game. Hot girls love hockey players (who are usually lacrosse players too) and will go on a yellow school bus to a hockey game just to see these guys play. Remember when my friend from Ohio State said that nice guys never get with really hot girls? Well this is a prime example because almost all hockey players (and therefore lacrosse players) are douche bags to chicks and chicks love it. But if you go to the games too, you can uses said hockey players as bridge to get ass yourself. And even though the rink is freezing girls will still be dressed awesomely and will not hesitate to show off their tits. Have I mentioned before that I love tits? Girls, advice, wear revealing shirts that show off what you were born with. If you’ve got it, flaunt it. Guys will love it, and don’t give me that “I don’t want to show off my body like that because I am an empowered individual.” If you are, then that’s fine for you, but no one is going to want to have sex with you so you can have fun rotting away.
What the fuck was the point of this post….
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