Hopefully you’re done with finals and all that shit by now, and were too busy being drunk and making bad decisions all weekend to keep up with the news. Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered:
- Wait a minute… forget Tiger Woods, Shaq’s having an affair too? Who’s next, the Pope? [Deadspin]
- Brittany Murphy died today after going into full cardiac arrest. Don’t shoot me, but I wondered who the fuck this girl was when I saw about fifteen separate facebook statuses about her. My mom, though, was very upset. [TMZ]
- OchoCinco ended up not wearing “15″ in honor of Chris Henry… which, even if it makes sense, is really too bad. Would have been a really nice tribute. [ESPN]
- The Northeast got absolutely pummeled with snow, and that hurts retailers. It also hurts the chances that anyone will remain sober tonight. [Wall Street Journal]
- Avatar is pretty spectacular… is also spectacularly long. Still worth it though, definitely go see it. [WSJ] (Ed: Anybody see this in 3-D? I’m looking forward to that)
- And maybe not so importantly, a girl who goes to Green Mountain College in my least favorite state, is suing the school because she doesn’t like co-ed bathrooms. For the sake of bathroom hook-ups everywhere, I hope she loses.
We miss anything big? Probably. Let us know in the comments, or email us at: mail @ w2fy .com. Also, one of our readers sent us this video of a baby getting absolutely nailed in Times Square. We’ve seen it before, but it’s still hilarious. Check it out after the jump.
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