W2FY Presents: How to deal with a hangover

Well, college! If you’re doing it right, you stayed up until 2am last night, drank 100 beers, and just generally made bad decisions. And, if you did that, you’re probably feeling a little groggy this morning. You’re thinking, why does it feel like a nail is being hammered into my head? Well that’s because you drank 18 Narragansetts and the Clam is just getting it’s revenge. But no worries, we’re here to help.

  1. Pound a bottle of water before you go to bed. A hangover is mainly dehydration, so drinking a bottle of water will replenish some of that. Not much, but some.
  2. Take two Advil. This for the same reason you drink: To dull the pain.
  3. Pound a bottle of water when you wake up. Again, liquids replenish water. Replenished water means less hurting.
  4. Take three Excedrin. This are like Advil on steroids. It’s drugs, and also caffeine–which will wake you up and mask some of the headache.
  5. Drink some orange juice. Vitamin C is good. So are liquids.
  6. Eat a Bacon, Egg, and Cheese sandwich. Just cause these taste good, and you’ll want something in your stomach.
  7. Lie on a couch, make shapes, and groan. This is the most important step. After you do this for about four hours, you’ll be cured.

Got some hangover tips? Sound off in the comments!

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  • backpack

    Jump into a body of water. Ocean, lake, river, pool, etc.

  • http://www.tastygormet.com Pacco

    PediaLyte. They sell it in the baby aisle at your favorite pharmacy such as CVS, Rite Aid, Walgreens or hell even at Target. It’s what you need. It doesn’t taste great, especially not when it’s warm, but if you wake up, man up and pound a half bottle I promise you’ll be golden. I guarantee it. For sure results just down the whole damn thing.

  • jnap

    Do not take 3 Excedrin when you wake up. Excedrin contains Acetaminophen (Tylenol) which will fuck with your liver after a night of drinking. So stick to Advil for your hangover needs – but eat something first because that shit fucks with your stomach lining. Hey, no one said getting wasted was going to be easy.

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