You’ve probably met your Orientation Group by now, I hope, and are doing all sorts of dumb stuff together. Let me give you a hint: You don’t need to go to most of it. It’s all kind of useless. In the SACK, Many Voices One Community, blah blah blah. Boring!
Instead, here’s a fun game you can play instead, the W2FY Scavenger Hunt! Look for these things over the rest of Orientation, and if you find them all, take picture, and are the first person to send them to us, you’ll win a free shirt. That’s awesome. So, without further ado, here’s the list:
- The Orientation Group couple that both come in in relationships, and by the first day are banging.
- Kid in tie-dye
- Kid who attends EVERY, SINGLE, Orientation lecture
- Orientation leader who doesn’t care
- Roving pack of freshman looking for parties
- Vomit in the bathroom
- Vomit outside the bathroom
- TUPD laughing
- Freshman getting TEMS’d
- Party getting broken up
- Freshman girl drinking from a “Poland Spring” bottle
- Annoying kid across the hall who plays guitar all the fucking time
- Late night ‘Za Days call
- Confused freshman looking at a campus map
- Pack of freshman huddled around one, who probably should be TEMS’d
- “Best friend” you meet day one and then never talk to again
- Freshman dancing at the Dance
- Upperclassman at the Freshman Dance
- Someone saying “this is AWESOME!”
- Homesick freshman crying
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