For those of you still in orientation, you may find that your orientation leader is a complete slampiece. I mentioned last week that a hot orientation leader is one of the top 5 girls to bang during orientation week. If you are attempting to accomplish this task, keep reading, hopefully this will help. 
It’s not all that often that colleges use good looking girls as orientation leaders, but if your school is one of the few that does, consider yourself quite fortunate. A hot orientation leaders is ten times more attractive simply because of the fact that they are the orientation leader. Something about that leadership role in an exciting new situation is just extremely hot. Basically, there are two different routes a freshman can take in this situation: the nice guy route or the douche bag route.
1. The Douche Bag
This is not the most recommendable choice, and I would absolutely say it’s better to go the next route. However, if the girl is arrogant and cocky and she knows she’s hot, sometimes being a douche bag to her is a better way to go. Some girls, especially attractive girls, are most attracted to assholes. It’s a weird phenomenon, but there is a strong population of girls who will say that they only fall for assholes. If you think this could work, here a few things to do. First, ignore the shit out of her. Don’t look at her when she speaks, talk over her, and if she ever says anything about it, just look at her and laugh. This will frustrate the hell out of her, and some girls like the challenge of making guys treat them well. Usually they respond to this challenge by having sex with you, and this is pretty much what you are hoping for.
2. “The Sensitive Dude”
Be sensitive. Be a nice guy. A huge majority of girls prefer guys like this, and this route has a much higher rate of percentage in my experience. Because she is an orientation leader, she has a lot of responsibility to deal with. She will appreciate anybody who helps her, so do your best to listen, be attentive, and ask good questions. The key here is to get her attention after the orientation takes place. Ask her to show you around campus a little more, and maybe ask her to take you to a party because you’ve been “having a hard time meeting people.” If you get her to take you to a party, you’re pretty much in the clear. She will appreciate you caring about her leadership, and this will probably lead to you getting laid.
And there you have it. It’s not an easy task, but it’s definitely accomplishable. Best of luck, my friends.
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