To any new freshman at school or about to head to school, best of luck to you. Have a great orientation week, and have as much fun as possible. Similarly, get laid as much as possible. Have a girlfriend going into college? Well, that’s a fuck up, but best of luck with that. Here are the five types of girls you will want to try to bang during orientation.
1. Your Orientation Leader
This is more about the accomplishment than the actual hook up. Even if she’s only a solid 6 or 7, banging your orientation leader is quite an achievement. Just being able to say that you did so is something to be proud of. Check back tomorrow for a How To on banging your orientation leader…this can be difficult to accomplish.
2. The Slampiece
This is obvious, yes, but it shouldn’t go without saying. Guys come to college wanting sex, and so do girls. That’s why orientation week can be a prime opportunity to lay some pipe with some of the hottest girls you have yet to hook up with. Just get your foot in the door in terms of becoming friends with the slampiece. More likely than not, she is looking for friends to cling to in this new environment, and you should do your best to have her cling to you. With a little bit of luck, that will turn into her clinging to your nuts.
3. The Naive Girl
Remember those girls in high school who you always thought were pretty hot, they were just always too quiet, too loner, too lame? Well, while those girls may not have gone out much in high school, they definitely will in college. This is the perfect time to snag one of those girls who is a babe and doesn’t even really know it yet.
4. The Foreigner
While at school, you are sure to run into ladies from out of the country. There is something ridiculously hot about an attractive foreign girl, and college may very well be your first opportunity to get some foreign ass. Welcome them to America, welcome them to freshman year, welcome them to you bed.
5. That Girl from Your High School
Some of you may either have gone to a smaller high school or are going to a smaller college, so this may not be applicable to you. However, if you went to a larger public school and are now going to a state school, chances are there are some girls there from your high school. This may be your final opportunity to get with them, so make the best of that opportunity. On a similar note, check out this fucking creepy picture.
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