One amazing thing about college is the number of bets you will certainly become a part of. While there are always the drinking bets, those are so plentiful that most times they are not worth noting. I am talking about the ridiculous bets that one takes that are such a long shot, or are just so wild that they have to be acknowledged. One of these famous bets involves my sophomore year roommate.
While watching one of the greatest movies of our times, Starship Troopers, we came across the famous whipping scene. My roommate, being the absent minded, egotistical, head fuck of a person that he is looked at Rico (the protagonist) as he was whipped and called him a pussy. I hate my roommate so I immediately object. The verbal battle got to the point that he claimed that if I EVER in my lifetime raised and paid him 2000 dollars, I could whip him ten times. Like the retard he is he stuck out his hand to seal the bet. I lunged across the room to shake it and so it was sealed.
I plan on whipping him someday. I am going to wait until something important like a wedding or a child’s birthday to exercise my right, but I will do it. What I am trying to say is that while in college you will run into stupid people that make equally stupid bets. Take advantage of their ego and big mouths and take the bet. Because who knows, maybe one day you will get to whip your roommate.
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