Fisher Island Golf Club doesn’t approve of putt-putt

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I’m sitting here mastering mergers and acquisitions, and let me tell you, I’m really busting my balls with this stuff. It’s these little things that get you ahead in life, you know? Financial economics. Shit.

Anyway, check this out — apparently, some guy who owns a condo on a golf course in Miami rented his place out to a “representative from a modeling agency” so they could do a “photo shoot,” which is fine I guess. Except for the fact that this “modeling agency” was actually BangBros, and the “photo shoot” was really a porn filming. The BangBros guys filmed that cellulite-filled ass you see above getting all sorts of railed on Raul Quintana’s (the condo owner) balcony. Real lewd stuff, as you might imagine.

Naturally, the neighbors were not thrilled, and Mr. Quintana is banned from Fisher Island Golf and Country Club. Sucks for him. Now he’s suing BangBros for “bang[ing] his life.” You simply can’t make this shit up folks. I live on a golf course, and I can tell you, you never, ever, fuck right out in the open. Old people just don’t like it. Anyway, read the full account in the Miami New Times, and if you feel inclined, take a “study break” over on the BangBros website.

[via Deadspin]

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