Read this: Dude sues Facebook, claims he owns 84% of the company

Pretty sure I own at least 10% of Facebook actually...


Huffinton Post:

New York web designer Paul Ceglia, who has filed a suit against Facebook and its CEO, Mark Zuckerberg, claims he owns an 84% stake in Facebook.

Ceglia asserts that a 2003 contract signed by Ceglia and Zuckerberg awarded Ceglia $1,000 and a 50% stake in the social networking company, along with “an additional 1% interest in the business for every day after Jan. 1, 2004, until it was completed,” as compensation for his work designing and developing the site.

How awesome would it be if this dude won this case? Like total outsider comes in and just revamps Facebook. Look at this dude’s picture–if he wins, he’s totally gonna be just scoping out all the chicks who didn’t respond to his friend requests and make them add him. Guy’s a total sketchball. My prediction: Paul Ceglia wins and changes Facebook to Stalkerbook, requiring girls to post exclusively bikini photos.

On another note, this other article about the lawsuit alerted me to the fact that Facebook’s lawyer is named Lisa Simpson. Do you think anyone takes her seriously as a litigator? I don’t think so.

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