Just gonna keep this one short and sweet, cause I’ve just been writing blog posts all day. NBD, but my job also entails doing exactly what I would be doing anyway… entertaining the masses. I’m a natural entertainer. It’s what I do. So, jumping right into things:
I’m pretty sure the entire idea behind Pandora is not a “music genome project” or any of that bullshit. I’ll tell you what it is: trying to get back to one single song. If any body figures out what song this is, you tell me. Right now though, I’m leaning toward Bob Marley’s “Three Little Birds.” Heard that shit on every fucking station I’ve listened to… thought that’s not saying much because I pretty much only listen to like two stations.- So I was inputting some clients of my company into a database today and I came across the company name WONGDOODY. How funny is that? Hilarious, that’s how funny. Like I was cracking up, and naturally had to send an email to like the two other people who find things like this funny. Good to know I’m a fucking professional, right?
- A good corporate word is “vet.” As in “I vetted it with the client and they agreed,” or “I just want to vet all over her face.” Actually, that last one is not good. It’s probably things like that that are going to get me sent to HR at least four times by the end of the summer. Like I said, pure professional right here.
I’ve got nothing else… just not as creative as I used to be. Could be the fact that I only had two cups of coffee today. First time my coffee consumption has been under five cups since I started work. Course I drink it straight black now, since I’m a man (and also GraceisGone swears that’s how he got such luscious chest hair), so it’s good for me. Anyway, I’m fucking spent. PTFO, nevah see you again.
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