W2FY Presents: Thoughts from the stall, pt. II

I’ve never been a huge coffee person, I could just never get in the routine. But, since you always hear people in the working world talking about how essential coffee is to their day, so I figured what the hell, I’ll give it a shot today.  And shit, I’m glad I did. Its amazing how much faster caffeine makes your day go. I sat down with my first cup at 8:30 this morning and started laying into some intern work, next thing I know its five cups later and 11:30 and I’m being asked about lunch orders. Shitttt.

I was talking with one of the guys who works across from me while I was filling up cup number four, when he asked me how I was doing. I feigned enthusiasm at being awake at 9 am after a summer of waking on the far side of noon, and asked him how he was doing. “I’m doing,” he said, “but I’ll be a lot better after this.” I was kinda surprised by how much coffee means to these people. There’s a cartoon on the coffee machine with dude grabbing coffee, drinking it, thinking, and then saying “its sad I’ve been up for 15 minutes and already the bright part of my day is over.” Coffee’s no joke. And you know what, I’m embracing it. Its five minutes I can take off from inputting data, and then I get a little buzz. And god knows I’m just in it for the buzz.

Final thing- I’m still fucking exhausted all the time. Like I passed out at like 9:30 last night. And dead asleep. That’s some serious sleeping, which was only ruined by the fact that I’m still waking up at 7 in the fucking morning. That dog just won’t hunt.

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