Keystone Light Rocks

Keystone light is the best cheap beer out there, or at least to my knowledge.  I know I’m going to get a lot of shit for this one, and make more readers hate me. (To all of y’all, who don’t like my articles, fuck off)  Some people say Natty is, unless like you like to drink liquid poop, then go for it.  I grew up on Keystone, and have had some of the best times of my young adult life drinking it.  Every time I go out to a party and have to bring beer, of course it’s going to be keystone.  Fuck Natty or Busch; at least Keystone comes from Coors, which is one of my favorite beers to drink besides Keystone.  Natty and Busch are just obvious cheap beers that do not quench my thirst on a hot summer day. I like Keystone so much; I may just have it on tap at my wedding, or have a pyramid of Keystone 30 racks.  Also, after doing extensive research, I have concluded that real superstars drink Keystone.  If you consider yourself a superstar then you should probably be drinking Keystone, unless you have a choad.

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  • Danny

    genius

  • Jumbro

    I’m gonna go out on a limb and say Busch trumps all here… only beer that makes the sound of its own name when you open it. What’s the noise it makes when you pop the top? …. buschhhhhhh

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