Tim James thinks 12 languages is 11 too many

Looks like we’re turning into some sort of Alabama political go-to here at W2FY… first Young Boozer and now Tim James. Now you might expect me to lampoon this guy for being backwards, ignorant, and xenophobic, but you know what, I’m not. Maybe it’s the businessman in me, but I think Timmy’s got a point. Cutting these drivers’ license tests down to English not only will save the taxpayers of Alabama money, it’ll also make them safer. White people are just better drivers–look at NASCAR. No Hispanic drivers there. I rest my fucking case, cause everyone knows NASCAR drivers are the best drivers.

P.S. I do feel bad for Tim James, because he can’t win. He’s got a shitty name for politics. You can’t run a political campaign with two first names, it just can’t happen. Sorry dude, but Bradley Byrne’s got you killed. Can’t beat alliteration; it’s just unstoppable in politics.

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