Guns, Sports, and Such
Yes, we have the Super Bowl, we have the World Series, the Stanley Cup. We get a little riled up, maybe have a few too many wings, get a little heartburn. As Americans we will have a few beers, start feeling saucy, and start talking shit about the team from the city 200 miles away. Well I think it is time we stepped our game up, put down our beers for hard liquor, and started acting like Egyptians and Algerians who clearly have some nuts. Like let’s get AK’s outside of Fenway next year, and start making some statements on the world wide “take sports WAY too fucking seriously stage.” Because if there is one thing the rest of the world does far better than the Land of the Free, it is take sports WAY too fucking seriously. If I was the leader of Sudan, and Obama shows up at my door for a state visit, I simply could not tke him seriously. “You are worried about capitalist regulation my friend? I am not impressed, because, probably 98% of my country lives below the poverty line, and they still have the energy to get so fucking fired up over a soccer match that full scale riots erupt. Try running a country with priorities like that Mr. Obama”
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