So you’ve made it through the year, and now you’re home for the summer. You’ve got all the time in the world to do anything you’re little heart desires… but, you’re still sitting in your room, refreshing W2FY every twenty minutes to see if we’ve posted something new. Get a life people, I’ve got better things to do than to cater to ya’lls every little whim. Shit. But, since I’m such a nice guy, here is a quick list of things you might enjoy doing:
Sit by the pool, drink cheap beer. Because nothing says, I’m in college like doing what bums in California do every day. If you can somehow find 40 of Corona, it’s like a match made in heaven.- Work out. Eventually you’re going to want to go to the beach, and you’re not gonna pick up chicks by being flabby. If you can’t get your fat ass out of the house and into the gym, do push-ups until you’re pecs feel like their going to pop. That’s the feeling of success.
- Read. I even made a fantastic list for you to read your way through, and, nothing says “I’m cooler than you” better than sitting alone with a gin and tonic immersed in a book while everyone else is playing topless chicken in the kiddie pool. Or wait, maybe I got that one backwards.
- Pick up mah jong. Did this shit in China last summer and it’s a blast. And, every time you get mah jong, it’s really funny to make the international “I’m jerking off on your face” sign and scream “I just jong’d all the fuck over you!”
- Text every girl you went to high school with and ask if they want to hang out. It’s called the shotgun effect–chances are at least one of these girls is dumb enough to take you up on your offer. Just make sure you’ve been doing plenty of numbers 1 and 2 so you’re tan, drunk, and jacked when the inevitable pitty fuck happens.
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