I’m trying my best right now to make it through my last final and get the fuck off campus for a few weeks before I start an internship at a prestigious marketing company. So, naturally, when I’m not hard at work at the books, I’m blowing off time surfing the web, jerking off, and, most importantly, watching all the TV series my friends have told me watch but I haven’t got around to yet. Since ya’ll are probably in a similar boat, I give you the 5 best series I’ve watched this year, all conveniently available on Netflix (if you don’t have a Netflix account, I have four free one-month trial coupons available to the first four people to comment with some sort of witty remark about how TV sucks).
- True Blood. Now I know you’re probably saying “vampires are gaaaaaaaay.” Let me correct you though, True Blood is fucking awesome. Anna Paquin is an absolute smokeshow, and Southern drawls turn me on like RumpRoast at a 11-12 girls swim meet. Plus the action’s awesome, and chicks dig it.
- 30 Rock. Alec Baldwin slays it on this show, and Tina Fey is hilarious too. Plus, she looks fantastic no matter how hard make-up tries to dress her down. This is one of those shows you should be quoting on a regular basis, just to show people you appreciate good humor.
- Californication. David Duchovny plays an alcohol, sex addicted, casual drug user who also happens to be a writer. There gratuitous sex scenes and boob shots, plus it’s fucking hilarious. You can finish a season in a week, easy.
- 24. I’ll admit, I’m really late on the bandwagon on this one, but I just started watching season 1 like two days ago and I’m already 13-hours in. My girlfriend described it as a nonstop action movie, and it is. In like the first two hours of season one, we get a sex scene, two deaths, and a partridge in pear tree.
- Gossip Girl. Again, you might call me gay for this one, but the show’s actually pretty good. Granted I only got through one and a half seasons before I fell off the track, but as I’ve mentioned before, nothing beats drugs, sex, and alcohol on TV. Plus, I’m going to marry Blake Lively, so I might as well support her best role.
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