Miami University’s Pi Beta Phi’s had the sloppiest formal ever

These Pi Phi’s really did it huh? You just can’t go around vomitting and destroying shit when you book a formal at a nice lodge. That shit just doesn’t fly. Check out the first part of the letter the owner sent Miami U below, and the rest after the jump. Shit got real. (Literally, like kids just taking dumps everywhere. It’s gross.)

So wow. Best part is the wedding the next day is a non-alcoholic one. Really just poor booking on Lake Lyndsay Lodge’s part I think. They should have realized that of course college kids are gonna fuck shit up–it’s human nature. We simply can’t be trusted with that much responsibility. It’s too much.

Anyway, check out some more analysis on Deadspin, and if you have any good formal stories, send them our way.

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  • Iman Azol

    So, whose panties do I have here? They smell like Natural Light.

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  • AreYouKidding

    This letter says Phi Delta Pi… not Pi Beta Phi. Try actually reading the letters.

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