Joke of the day: Convince your 80 year-old grandmother that she has Alzheimer’s.
So it’s my mom’s 50th birthday, I’m home to celebrate and naturally, my 80 year-old grandmother is here as well. My mom said to me at some point that if she ever had to go to a nursing home that it better be a nice one. I told her I’d euthanize her instead. Anyway, this gave me a brilliant idea: What if I convinced my grandmother she has Alzheimer’s? I started talking to her and said “No, grandma, I asked you what you thought of the Turkey my mom made. Was this a good thanksgiving?” Baffled, she looks me at me because I had asked her if she felt old about my mom turning 50. Naturally, she apologizes and says something like “I’m sorry, I must have lost track.”
“Lost track? You were on a derailed train? That must have been really scary…”
“What? What?”
“It’s ok, I really liked your Christmas gift. I can’t believe how cold outside it is today! (it’s 65 degrees)”
“I know! I was freezing on the way over. I can’t wait for summer.”
“Me too, well I have to head back for college soon, but it was nice of you to come celebrate my 30th birthday!”
“Oh, I forgot, take this and don’t tell your mother” (hands me $100 bill).
There are clearly benefits to this above humor. Find an old person, trick them. Don’t let your relatives see, you’ll be $100 richer.
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