Is collegiate quidditch the dumbest sport ever?

I’ll tell you right now — yes, it is. There’s nothing dumber than a bunch of college kids running around with brooms between their legs throwing dodgeballs at each other and trying to put a water polo ball through a hula hoop. I did that shit in like kindergarten, and even then I made it up on my own.

These are kids who aren’t good enough to play even normal intramural sports (and I hesitate to even call most IMs normal), who read way too much Harry Potter (Editor’s Note: I love HP), and want to live out a fantasy world. Jesus. Go play Magic the Gathering or Dungeons and Dragons or something. I don’t want you using up my Quad for this bullshit.

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  • A randomly awesome Quidditch fan.

    You. Are. Stupid. Whats the point of football? Basketball? All I can see is physical education. Theyre just bringing dreams to life. Theyre just having fun. You know what I did in kindergarden?? I learned that if I diddnt have anything good to say,I dont say anything.

  • Catherine Berkell

    Oh my god, just let them. It’s physical excersize, that’s good! Now go back to reading Twilight, you hater.

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