Weather’s finally turning, which is fucking awesome. Beantown’s due for sun and sixties the rest of the week, and after that I’m back in sunny FLA. Since we’re moving into spring/summer territory, we figured we’d compile a list of things that are good to do when the suns out. Let us know what you think in the comments.
- Wearing shorts. Cause everyone wants to see how pasty your legs got over the winter. (Actually, if you’re fat, pretend it’s winter forever. You don’t want to embarrass yourself. And no one wants to see your cankles.)
- Wearing sunglasses. Even if you look like a dick, they’re perfect for scoping out scantily clad girls discreetly. Count that shit.
- Day drinking. Now that it’s not miserable outside, you can get drunk in the sun and forget about all your responsibilities. I’m not against it.
- Doing sports stuff outside. Whether its running, tennis, or just playing catch, you can’t beat enjoying the sun athletically. Combine it with number 3 for even more fun.
- Going on the water. This one will allow you to combine all of the above conveniently. Unfortunately, you need to be by the water for this to work. That’s why we also suggest becoming affluent and buying a waterfront home.
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