Unless you’ve been living under a rock (or don’t go to TU, which I guess is understandable), you know that Michelle Kwan goes to the Fletcher School of Diplomacy. Since the beginning of the year, RumpRoast has been keeping his dick peeled (get it Darkhorse? that’s a daylight saving reference) for her, cause he’s a weird as fuck creepy stalker type. NBD, I dig it, whatever. But I haven’t been so caught up in the hype. I guess cause I interact with famous people all the time (mainly myself, and I ate breakfast with Ted Williams once), I’m not phased that a famous person is walking around the same campus as me. But as I was smoking hookah with everyone’s favorite Kuwaiti today outside the Fletcher library, she walked by. Naturally all her international affairs-y kinda friends shouted “Hi Michelle” and she waved and came over. Naturally I pretended like I was unphased and said hello like the charming gentleman I am, but I’ll tell you, I was kinda taken aback.
I think figure skating is a dumb sport and I don’t even think I’ve seen Michelle Kwan skate before, but it was kinda sweet to see her in the flesh. Then I realized, she’s just a normal person doing her thing. So whatever. It’s also good that now whenever I see an Asian girl sitting near Fletcher, I don’t need to ask whoever is near me “is that Michelle Kwan?” So that’s good. Immediately after she left though, I realized my new goal for the semester: get Michelle Kwan to star in a new W2FY original video. So keep your eyes open, imma be working night and day to make it happen. Count that shit.
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