This is the first of our stories from our readers’ freshman years. Based on how you guys react, we’ll be naming a winner at the end of the month. Tell us what you think in the comments!
Setting: 3rd floor Houston Hall aka the most freshman dorm.
Time: Approximately between 10 pm and 2 am on a Friday night in October
Friday night, the second and more mellower night of the weekend was upon us.Somehow found myself making out with a girl in the hallway. Even in my slightly inebriated state, I decided privacy was necessary so I talked her into taking up residence in the women’s bathroom. Let’s just say things get intimate. As this happens we hear a girl walking down the floor and start to come into the bathroom. So we bolt to the nearest stall to keep the ball rolling. I put the seat down and sit on the toilet, lift my feet up and the girl sits on top of me (apparently at this point in the year it was still awkward to have a boy in a women’s restroom with a scantily clad female). We continue to suck face.
The intruder bursts into the bathroom, sits down in the adjacent stall and just starts BLASTing ass, like no holds bar beer shits the next morning, stomach flu diarrhea shit. You know when your dentist asks you to gargle and spit into the sink after scraping the shit out of you gums, imagine that. I have seen Harold and Kumar, I thought it was suppose to be a comedic farse, but that shit is real, mad real.
Obviously, my p-p-poker face was not good enough to handle the scenario. I burst out laughing and get the fuck out of the putrid ass, reeking skank shit bathroom. Of course, with lady in tow.
Anyway the moral of the story is: Girls actually do poop, and it can be just as disgusting as a man dookie.
THE END
Sincerely,
Weenachong
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