We’re deep into the throes of the shittiest season of the year: winter. Actually, we’re
almost out, but it still sucks balls out today, so we figured we’d compile the top five most depressing things about New England’s winters. If you agree, disagree, whatever, let us know in the comments.
- It’s cold as shit — Literally. It’s fucking cold out, all the time. You go out side, and are instantly frostbitten. No matter how many layers you wear, you can’t avoid the bone-chilling, ball-removing cold.
- It’s windy as fuck — As if the cold weren’t enough, God decided to play a cruel joke on us and give us a whipping wind, where ever you are. No matter which direction you are walking to, the wind will always be at your front. And this is exponentially worse at TU, where every fucking building forms a wind tunnel.
- It snows – I came from Florida and thought living in the snow would be cool. Guess what? It’s not. It’s cold, makes all your shit wet, and when it’s always windy the snow gets pummeled into your face and makes you go blind. Shit sucks.
- The girls are always bundled up – This might not seem so bad on it’s face, but think of the repercussions. When girls can wear puffy jackets and sweats everyday, they lose any incentive to stay in shape. Hence, they get fat. And no one likes fat girls. No one.
- There’s no sun — In the Florida winter, it’s still sunny. Not here. It’s grey all the fucking time. There’s no sun, and everybody gets SAD. Not only that, people get ghostly white, which is just gross. Not to mention grey skies and cold weather confines drinking to the inside, and that can only lead to cabin fever.
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