The One New Yorker Who is Smart (Almost)
2010 February 4
No one wants to sit in traffic. Traffic is for fascists, and no one likes fascists. That’s why this one man from NY decided to beat the system and drive in the carpool lane by himself, unless you count the mannequin he put in the passenger seat to make it look like he was actually carpooling. Check it out here. This is straight up genius by the way. Unfortunately, this man was predisposed to being a moron seeing as he is from New York. Anyone else would not have put the visor down and would not have dressed the mannequin like she was from the baroque period. This reminds me of the time Animal from the muppets drove through Germany wreaking havoc.
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hahahahah but if anyone’s a “mornon” in this situation, it’s you for not proofreading your own post and not even reading the article you’re referring to…
“A New Yorker faces a $135 traffic fine for using a mannequin as *her* “plus one”"
besides, long island shouldn’t even count as new york… where are you from, again?
Whoa, grammar police coming through. Everyone look out!!!
haha really just the knowing how to read police
Dakrhorse don’t read so good…
Friggen blackberry…